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The Return of Andy Kaufman? | Main | Bar Review


May 26, 2004

Brief Invention

This week's most unique invention award goes to: The Brief Safe


The "Brief Safe" is an innovative new diversion safe that can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you're traveling.

Items can be hidden right under their noses with these specially-designed briefs which contain a fly-accessed 4" x 10" secret compartment with Velcro closure and "special markings" on the lower rear portion.

Leave the "Brief Safe" in plain view in your laundry basket or washing machine at home, or in your suitcase in a hotel room - even the most hardened burgler or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them. (Wouldn't you?) To add realistic smell, check out "Doo Drops."

Hat tip to Geoffrey.


Posted by Lawren at May 26, 2004 07:20 AM

You Said

Oh. My. Gawd.

Says: Joshua Claybourn at May 26, 2004 11:26 AM

OK, the skidmarks are classic but has anyone else stopped to wonder why you would want to leave your valuable in with the rest of your diry laundry?

Says: Daniel at May 26, 2004 01:04 PM

If it didn't wear boxers I certainly would worry about just throwing that thing right into the wash by mistake.

Says: Joe D at May 26, 2004 03:46 PM

For some masochistic reason I had to click on it to see - you left out the Doo Drops for smell. I'm going to go wash my mouth out with a very dry vodka martini.

Says: Norman at May 26, 2004 04:53 PM

About time. I posted about this a couple of months ago. Makes up for all the times you beat me to the good stuff ;)

Says: chuck at May 26, 2004 04:56 PM

LMAO!!

Says: Madfish Willie at May 26, 2004 05:25 PM

That's really funny... I'm still laughing... I just HAVE to put the in The Champagne Room as Harvey's Underpants... stilll LMFAO.

Says: Madfish Willie at May 26, 2004 05:28 PM

lol - this is so gross

Says: Uptown Girl at May 26, 2004 07:31 PM

That is VERY disturbing indeed.

Says: James Doney at May 26, 2004 08:22 PM

"doo drops?" Now, you have to wonder what those are made from, don't you? EWWWW

Says: Linda at May 26, 2004 10:05 PM

>Spyware Removal - Net Cop - Spyware Removal

Says: Net-Cop at February 15, 2005 04:25 AM

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