Maxim asks women: How long should a guy wait to fart in front of you?

Survey SAYS:

Until he’s my boyfriend: 39%

Forever, if at all possible: 34%

At least until dinner’s over: 13%

Until we live together: 12%

--I understand that it happens, but I'd have to say I'm in the 34%.

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Posted by Lawren at June 30, 2004 03:54 PM

You Said

C'mon Lawren! We're GUYS after all! ;)

Says: Skerdog at June 30, 2004 08:56 PM

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Uh, speaking as a guy, I would say never. I mean, I'm awfully fond of my girlfriend ...

Says: Matt at July 1, 2004 12:21 AM

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Yeah and my hubby is very fond of me and he says he is in the 34% and then if it happens he will say it was the cat....lol

Says: Sweet N Sassy at July 1, 2004 12:36 AM

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I'd have to say after he does in front of me...

Says: GrumpyBunny at July 1, 2004 09:51 AM

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I love how girls pretend as if THEY never do it!

Says: Iceman at July 1, 2004 11:43 AM

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We don't, Iceman. :)

Says: Lawren at July 1, 2004 12:04 PM

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You can send your angry comments to m@perilsin3d.com, but I just can't pass up telling one of my all time favorite jokes about women. So here it goes.

Why don't women fart?

Because they can't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up any pressure.

Says: M@ at July 1, 2004 12:16 PM

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Oh you are just hysterical, Matt. ;)

Says: Lawren at July 1, 2004 01:56 PM

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Girls don't fart. They queefe.

Says: chuck at July 1, 2004 08:13 PM

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My husband started farting around me when we were dating. It wasn't until we were MARRIED that he started giving me the "Dutch Oven."

Says: Julie Anne Fidler at July 1, 2004 10:58 PM

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my wife and i have an arrangement. neither can fart in the presence of the other without tagging up.

btw, chuck, queefing is entirely different.

Says: rammer at July 5, 2004 09:45 PM

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