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Gotti, Part Deux... | Main | Gotti Trois


August 03, 2004

Kaboom!

Georgia Man's Pants Explode

According to newspaper reports, three Walker County, Georgia social workers were visiting Daniel Gabriel Doyle. As he sat in their car filling out paperwork, his pants exploded.

"He kept fiddling with his front right pants pocket," Patrick Stanfield, commander of the Lookout Mountain Judicial Circuit Drug Task Force, told the Walker County Messenger. "All of a sudden, a loud bang happened, and fire shot from his pocket. It damaged the inside of the state vehicle and burned clothing on the case workers."

Apparently, Doyle had combined red phosphorus and iodine, two chemicals used to make methamphetamine, in a film canister. He then stuck the canister in his pocket when the social workers showed up.

The case workers were treated for minor injuries in LaFayette. Doyle was taken to Erlanger Medical Center in nearby Chattanooga, Tenn., with second- and third-degree burns to his testicles and leg.

Moral of this story: Crime doesn't pay. Apparently it burns balls - -but it doesn't pay.

Posted by Uptown Girl


Posted by Lawren at August 3, 2004 07:34 PM

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Hmmm...wonder what burnt balls smell like? Nah, I don't wanna know. LOL

Says: Swt GA HunnyB at August 4, 2004 08:43 AM

I guess that gives new meaning to "blow it out your ass". :)

Says: M@ at August 4, 2004 08:55 AM

Oh. My. Gosh. I went to high school with this guy. No joke. What a loser!

Says: Susan at August 5, 2004 01:35 PM

Oh, wait. No I didn't. But I did go to high school with a Gabe Doyle, and I do live right next to Walker County Georgia. How weird.

Says: Susan at August 5, 2004 01:36 PM

umm ... this guy is actually my biological father! i don't think he remembers that he had children b/c i haven't heard from him in years. but, i thot i would just comment b/c i was lookin for some new stuff on the internet about him.

Says: jess at December 10, 2004 08:11 AM

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