Andrew Dice Clay Reality Show?

Loudmouth comic Andrew Dice Clay is getting ready to shop around a reality show that could star him, his wife and ... his girlfriend.

"I'm not the greatest husband - I've got a girlfriend," he told us. "It doesn't really please my wife, but then if I was looking to please her I wouldn't have a girlfriend."

Won't his wife be shocked?

"I mean she knows about it, and I guess she's okay with it. Plus my kids like both of them," he said.

Clay (who's performing at the Laugh Factory on Saturday) says he wants to give viewers something they can "really hook into, with characters they can care about for a long time." He hasn't found a taker yet but plans to approach the cable stations within the next year. We're thinking the Family Channel might pass.

If a man is married and has a girlfriend - - it doesn't please the wife, but she accepts it - - how many men do you think would have and keep the girlfriend?

This guy has his cake and is eating it too.

Posted by Uptown Girl

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Posted by Lawren at August 12, 2004 11:51 AM

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Hickory dickory dock....

Says: M@ at August 12, 2004 12:32 PM

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Hate him. Always have, always will.

Says: Nanc' at August 12, 2004 01:04 PM

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Ten bucks says the wife/girlfriend is all a set-up, concocted by he and his agent to pitch a show. Any takers?

I've never minded Dice one way or the other. He's crass, sure. But he occasionally made me laugh.

Says: Kevin the Interloper at August 12, 2004 01:29 PM

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Sounds like a setup to me. Ford Fairlane I loved that movie.

Says: M@ at August 12, 2004 03:21 PM

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PAH! to cheap shots to get the talentless air time on our tellies.

Some people should crawl back under the rock they emerged from....Dice is one of them

Says: Andrea at August 12, 2004 05:42 PM

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With so many hours of programming to fill anymore, you don't have to be A, B, C, D or even Y list to get a show.

How else could you explain what goes on at MTV?

Says: Kevin the Interloper at August 13, 2004 02:40 AM

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I just shat myself.

Says: SHITE.com at November 24, 2004 04:08 PM

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