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September 07, 2004

Rob that cradle

Ashley Olsen has ensured her move from Los Angeles to New York University is not a daunting prospect - she's began dating a Manhattan entrepreneur.

The 18-year-old actress twin of Mary-Kate is dating Scott Sartiano, 30, who co-owns plush eatery Butter and is a promoter at Star Room in the luxurious East Hampton area of New York state.

But a representative for the Olsens insists, "They are all friends. They are not dating."

--I wondered when the first horny, older guy would start dating one of the twins. Looks like it didn't take long.


Posted by Lawren at September 7, 2004 07:13 AM

You Said

This is just a tad disturbing, don't you think?

Says: Buzz at September 7, 2004 08:02 AM

Old? OLD? I'm 42, and anybody under the age of 35 is just a spring chicken.

Does that mean her sister is still free? Which one was in rehab, I want to date the other one.

Says: Michael at September 7, 2004 08:08 AM

I'm with Buzz!

Says: Kelly at September 7, 2004 09:21 AM

I'm older than the suitor and there is NO WAY I would ever date an 18 year old! I'm not certain I could date anyone under 25 now. It's got to be the celebrity/money factor. She's worth HOW MUCH $?

Says: Brian D. at September 7, 2004 02:15 PM

Disturbing, indeed.

Says: Jen at September 7, 2004 02:22 PM

I think this is a great thing! Since this dude owns a restaurant, maybe she can afford to eat now.

Says: chuck at September 7, 2004 04:57 PM

The other one is dating the "K" in Dreamworks SKG - Katzenburg, or something. Can you imagine the wealth in THAT power couple? Holy crap!

I guess my efforts of sitting on the steps of NYU's student union are all for naught. I will stop being a stalking, and try to be a lawyer or something.

Bummed,
Iceman

Says: Iceman at September 7, 2004 05:28 PM

Well, here I was thinkin' I could make a play for one or the both of 'em, but if money is the key, I ain't got Didley, the person also known as Mr. Squat. Actually, I am kinda with the rest of the group, in that as I am pushin' 50, I ain't got much more than a solely prurient interest in any 18-year-old and as I am pushin' 50, I have learned it is very very wise to always ignore my solely prurient interests. Then again, there are my fantasies, and for some reason, I find I cannot control those damn fantasies. Thankfully, I have found I don't have to act on them, and that is of some slight relief.

Says: Tiger at September 7, 2004 08:25 PM

Nothing wrong with some young stuff...

Says: Icarus at September 7, 2004 09:18 PM

damn, Chuck got here first... i was gonna say how she can get something to eat! :)

Says: P at September 8, 2004 01:02 AM

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