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September 27, 2004

Dumb Lawsuit

A Melbourne woman, suing McDonald's Australia, claims she suffered a loss of libido after biting into an allegedly contaminated cheeseburger.

Kelly Rae Hennessey alleges the cheeseburger she bought from a McDonald's drive-through in Adelaide in July 2000 contained a rock, the Melbourne Herald Sun reported Sunday.

As a result of the bad burger, Hennessey says she's suffered a loss of libido, as well as depression, nightmares, anxiety, nausea, palpitations, diarrhea, shortness of breath and toothache.

--Whatever. Shortness of breath? Palpitations? Um, STOP CONSUMING BURGERS!


Posted by Lawren at September 27, 2004 07:12 AM

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Contaminated cheeseburger? Oh god, that's just a hoot and a holler. Where do these people come up with these cases..and why do lawyers keep taking them?

Says: Andrea at September 27, 2004 08:24 AM

yeah like she did not have any problems before she allegedly bit into a contaminated cheeseburger. Toothache I believe. I would believe headache too but she apparently did not have one...

Says: lynne at September 27, 2004 10:13 AM

people are so full of it

Says: Uptown Girl at September 28, 2004 12:19 AM

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