Happy 29th Birthday to Miss Tara "Wardrobe Malfunction 2" Reid.

We all heard about her little mishap. However, she is fed-up with her reputation for being a "retard" and cites friend Paris Hilton as her role model for overcoming her party girl image.

The American Pie star is keen to outgrow her controversial persona and be taken more seriously in Hollywood. Reid says, "I am known as this retard. I want to grow up. I don't want to be the drunk girl. It hurts my feelings when stuff is written about me. Paris seems to move on from situations all the time, why can't I?"

--Um, maybe your problem is that you see Paris Hilton as your role model on how NOT to be a retard.

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Posted by Lawren at November 8, 2004 06:23 AM

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Yep, the jokes just seem to write themselves. I'm going to yield my jokes to the next person. :-)

Says: Kevin the Interloper at November 8, 2004 11:21 AM

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I thought it was funny that she had to be told that she popped out in the first place. She went on for a while just flapping in the breeze.

Says: M@ at November 8, 2004 12:21 PM

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Since all the images were high-res (on the site where I saw them), I got a good look and couldn't help but notice the obvious augmentation scars.

Says: Kevin the Interloper at November 8, 2004 01:57 PM

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I noticed the same. Not pretty!

Says: Iceman at November 8, 2004 02:16 PM

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How do you not notice your junka-junk is hanging out? Did she lose that much feeling from implants, or what?

Says: Mel at November 8, 2004 04:23 PM

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1. Scars do NOT look good. 2. Aren't implants supposed to make you a little more "perky" than that? 3. How the hell would you not feel your dress fall like that???

Says: EJ at November 8, 2004 09:18 PM

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I dunno. I saw a guy at Q-Doba in Broad Ripple on Halloween last year whose costume fell completely around his ankles. Everybody in the place was aware...except him. Alcohol, I'm sure, was a factor.

And yes, scars, bad!

Says: Kevin the Interloper at November 8, 2004 10:02 PM

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Those aren't scars, they are bite marks

Says: Shillelagh at November 9, 2004 07:54 AM

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Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid. Heinrich Heine (1797 - 1856)

Says: money tree payday loan at November 23, 2004 06:53 AM

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