Dustin Hoffman's Brilliant Secret for World Peace:

Dustin Hoffman says man could learn how to preserve world peace by the following the example of dogs who first sniff each other out before deciding whether or not to fight.

Writing in the December issue of Playboy, The Graduate star says, "If a lot of dogs are on the beach, the first thing they do is smell each other's a***.

"The information that's gotten somehow makes pacifists out of all of them. I've thought, 'If only we smelled each other's a**, there wouldn't be any war.'"

--Peace on earth, goodwill toward ass.

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Posted by Lawren at November 10, 2004 06:13 AM

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Um.....i don't even know what to say there.

Says: robin at November 10, 2004 06:35 AM

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Wow, has Dustin reverted back to his Rainman character? Depending on when some people had dinner I can see incidents resulting in war not peace!

Says: Brian D. at November 10, 2004 07:58 AM

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Imagine how more peaceful it would be if we could all lick our balls, too

Says: Shillelagh at November 10, 2004 11:16 AM

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I lost all track of my thoughts when I read Shillelagh's comment.

Bwa ha ha....

Says: Jen at November 10, 2004 11:50 AM

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