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November 12, 2004

Lexicon Fun

Well, I received my most recent Daily Candy lexicon email, and as usual, I'll share the new terms with you. I think these are priceless!

beighborhood
n. Area populated by good-looking people. ("Let's go downtown. Fifth Street has turned into a total beighborhood.")

DIZO
n. Acronym. Describes (busy, working, all-too-typical) couple: Dual Income, Zero Orgasm.

Earnest Hemorrhage
n. A man who is oppressively forthcoming with every thought and feeling. Antonym: Ernest Hemingway, linguistically stingy author.

foxymoron
n. One who is incredibly dumb but incredibly cute, who simultaneously attracts and repels. ("I'm so ashamed. I hooked up with that foxymoron last night.")

GHaG
n. Acronym. Girl-Hating Girl. The one whose only friends are guys.

hobeau
n. A less-than-hygienic boyfriend. ("Better open the window. Here come Gloria and her hobeau.")

nontourage
n. A group of undesirable sycophants. ("The party was fun until Justin showed up with his nontourage.")

pharmasecrecy
n. The secret bond one has with her pharmacist. ("Only Mr. Myers knows the truth about my little Klonopin/Paxil/laxative habit.")

showflake
n. Person who chronically misses every appointment (e.g., haircuts, doctor visits, dinners). ("Is Louisa going to show, or is she pulling a showflake again?")

SoDeeWah
n. Socialite/designer/whatever. The model/actress/ whatever of the '00s. You know the type.

staremaster
n. Gym dandies who constantly check themselves out in the mirror. ("If that staremaster touches his pecs one more time ...")


Posted by Lawren at November 12, 2004 06:32 AM

You Said

Some of those words are so on the money with some people I know. I'll have to remember them :)

Says: Brian D. at November 12, 2004 08:41 AM

I have SO dated a few Earnest Hemorrhages in my day, and let me tell just how fucking annoying they are. Always wanting to talk about thier "feelings" or their "plans" for you.

"Shut the fuck up, Michael, I have a LARC paper I am trying to write!"

Glad to get that off my chest.

Says: chuck at November 12, 2004 09:09 AM

Why I love Chuck: see above. :)

Says: Lawren at November 12, 2004 09:31 AM

DIZO---I love that!!

Says: Jen at November 12, 2004 02:20 PM

I definitely know a couple GHaG's. They make good friends for me though.

Says: Lucas at November 14, 2004 10:20 PM

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. Ernest Hemingway (1899 - 1961)

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