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December 10, 2004

Spears' Scents and No Sensibility

Scents and No Sensibility:

Britney Spears caused a real stink when her smelly feet gassed a plane full of people. Passengers complained when the star shed her shoes on a flight.

The smell was so bad that a stewardess asked Britney to put them back on reports The Sun.

One passenger said: "The smell was unbelievable. One woman had a word with the air hostess, then three or four others complained. She looked pretty embarrassed as she tapped Britney on the shoulder and asked her very politely to put her shoes back on.

"Britney went red, laughed and said her shoes make her feet stink. Thankfully she put them on. There's no way we could have put up with that."

And in more yummy Britney news:

Miss Spears had to be carried out of the Las Vegas Hard Rock Hotel by her mom Lynne and a bouncer after allegedly drinking way too much.

Once outside, the 23-year-old - who had been staying in a sumptuous villa at the Bellagio Hotel - then proceeded to throw up in the car park. Nice girl.

--She's a stinky, vomitous, train wreck.


Posted by Lawren at December 10, 2004 06:41 AM

You Said

Well, in her defense, who among us HASN'T been like that in Vegas? ;-)

Says: Kevin the Interloper at December 10, 2004 07:29 AM

My kinda girl!

Says: Geoffrey at December 10, 2004 11:30 AM

Uhhh, Kevin--I've been plenty drunk before. But, I've NEVER publicly vomited. EVER.

Says: Lawren at December 10, 2004 01:22 PM

Okay is anyone else miffed that this no talent & no class clown earns a bazillion dollars and the rest of us work for a living? Why can't she be a trivia question on some VH1 where are they now show?

Says: Brian D. at December 10, 2004 01:45 PM

Ms. Lawren....you're just not trying hard enough. ;-)

I'm playing w/ you. I've been drunk, but never wretched in public. I *have*, however, had to assist other drunkards who blew all over themselves.

Says: Kevin the Interloper at December 10, 2004 03:01 PM

Yuck. Let me say that again...YUCK.

Says: Stacy at December 10, 2004 04:15 PM

C'mon! The girl was really cool about being asked to put the shoes back on. It would've taken anyone aback. I'm actually impressed and not revolted. She has smelly feet. So what, she's a human bein'.

Says: slickdpdx at December 10, 2004 09:33 PM

Perhaps she should douse her feet in her fellow skank, Paris Hilton's new perfume?

As to vomiting in public? Only while visiting West Lafayette here.

Says: mike at December 10, 2004 11:20 PM

She is obviously on a downward spiral.

That's just my opinion.

hopefully, she is NOT pregnant.

Says: Rori at December 11, 2004 03:59 AM

Maybe she should've doused her feet with some of her new perfume?! Wonder if her new perfume smells like stinky feet? lol

Says: Kelly at December 11, 2004 10:19 AM

I'm just waiting to hear about the next steps... drugs, some sort of shooting involvement, drunken car wreck, husband cheating, divorce. She's on her way.

Says: Lori at December 12, 2004 03:54 PM

Hey....is it just me or does brit look like she's had a nose jobby?

stella

Says: StellaLafayette at December 12, 2004 04:34 PM

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