A theater star’s penis has been insured for £1million — so he can dip it into a cup of steaming tea in a play.

Comic Arthur Smith, 50 — who appears in TV series Grumpy Old Men — will perform the stunt nightly later this month.

Producers at London’s Comedy Theatre took out the cover. Spokesman Rupert Gavin said: “We’ll try to ensure the water is not actually scalding.”

--Guys, would you risk it?

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Posted by Lawren at December 15, 2004 08:04 AM

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Nope. I can think of a few places I would be willing to dip my penis into, but not a steaming cup of tea, especially on stage.

A man should have standards :)

Says: Brian D. at December 15, 2004 08:42 AM

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Uhhh...it's so odd, I don't think any man could forsee ever doing that.

My answer is "no". I couldn't fight the urge to test the water temp before sticking my willy in it.

Says: Brad at December 15, 2004 09:14 AM

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Despite my comment on another post here: no...

Says: LDH at December 15, 2004 11:49 AM

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"I'm gonna dip my balls in it!"

Remember that from Kids in the Hall?

I think I'd test it before I dunked my wang in it.

Says: Grant at December 15, 2004 12:34 PM

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in the insurance biz they call these (Lorena) "Bobbit" policies

Says: at December 15, 2004 01:09 PM

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Only if there is someone there ready to administer first aid. Preferably a blonde who has been chewing on ice cubes....

Says: at December 15, 2004 01:55 PM

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Love it, Grant. "Dunked my wang..." HA!

Says: Lawren at December 15, 2004 02:05 PM

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gee, I've dipped my wick into scarier things than that...

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