No more J.Lo:
Jennifer Lopez is so sick of her "J.Lo" stage name, she nearly titled her upcoming album Call Me Jennifer.
The singer - who ultimately settled on Rebirth as the moniker for her new disc - is desperate to ditch her J.Lo tag so she can propel the true Jennifer into the spotlight, and bury the reputation attached to her alter-ego. She says, "I'm not J.Lo, she's not a real person. She was just a bit of fun that got really crazy. I've never been anyone but Jennifer. I was going to call the album Call Me Jennifer because that would be my way of saying goodbye to the whole J.Lo thing. But Rebirth is perfect because it means so much more."
--Wow. That's so deep.
Posted by Lawren at January 3, 2005 06:42 AM
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"Ass the size of Saturn" might be a more appropriate moniker
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Shillelagh at January 3, 2005 08:18 AM
I think it’s funny how this marginally talented bimbo of a diva is suddenly distancing herself from her “alter ego.” Whatever. What a flake and an idiot. I love it when celebrities try to tell you they’re just like everybody else. Didn’t she say she’s still Jenny from the block? Yeah, right. You put out two albums entitled “J.Lo” and then “J. to tha L-O,” follow that with a fragrance and on and on and on. So tell me again how “J.Lo” is not you? Oh please.
I hate divas. I hate pretentious, self-absorbed divas. I hate pretentious, self-absorbed, a-hole divas who suddenly pretend to be regular-folk because the very image they’ve created to make millions is reviled. This woman makes Joan Rivers seem positively deep.
You made your bed, now lie in it.
If you need further proof of Jennifer Lopez being a jackass, look no further than this.
I swear I wasn't crabby when I woke up this morning. LOL
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Kevin the Interloper at January 3, 2005 08:34 AM
Wasn't this the title of one of Streisand's early albums, albeit, "Call me Barbra?"
But then JLo has been trying to unsuccessfully imitate Babs for years.
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chuck at January 3, 2005 09:38 AM
It's final. Kevin, you crack my shit UP. I sure hope your Tuesday is better than today.
And Chuck, "unsuccessfuly" is an understatement, but you're under bar review stress, so I don't expect big words from you right now ;) Hope it's going ... well, as well as can be expected.
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Amanda at January 3, 2005 08:03 PM
um, yeah. I meant to "unsuccessfully" to be spelled correctly :)
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Amanda at January 3, 2005 08:05 PM
Glad I could be your little dancing monkey, Amanda. :-)
Unlike Jon Stewart to Tucker Carlson, I myself and far too happy to be your little monkey, here to entertain! (All apologies to the hostess of this fine site for jumping around on the furniture for my own gains).
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Kevin the Interloper at January 4, 2005 12:15 AM
Why d=oes she insist on this joke olf a singing career? She is so obviouslynjot a good singer w/o he entourage of bakc up vocals? She should be embarrased.I don't like her movies, either.
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Kimi Nash at August 27, 2005 11:31 PM