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January 19, 2005

Hmmm....

Dear male readers of MP&S:

Care to weigh on this little item?

Maybe an investment in this might help both sides.

Please share your thoughts.

Warm regards,
Lawren


Posted by Lawren at January 19, 2005 06:45 AM

You Said

I'm more interested in how the women are falling for it.

Says: M@ at January 19, 2005 08:34 AM

I don't see HOW a man could fake that. There is a point where the ummm...physical attributes of the male body take over and go on autopilot.

I can see quiting before you reach the top, but that's a different story.

As for item #2 just remember all women are on the ladder. It just depends on what rung she's on.

Says: Brian D. at January 19, 2005 08:56 AM

Faking it is easy. Sometimes, we're tired, have a big day ahead of us and need the rest.

Just sayin' . . .

Says: Kevin the Interloper at January 19, 2005 09:13 AM

*look of confusion by this story*

Who are these guys that claim they are faking it? Brian D. had the same thought I did about this matter.

Says: Brad at January 19, 2005 09:51 AM

W/o getting too graphic, and NOT speaking from personal experience, I think you could possibly fake it only when rollin' with the rain coat and finishing in an uneventful manner, hoping the evidence is forgotten about entirely. Right? Ya gettin' the visual here, people? I mean, otherwise, it just . . . doesn't . . . seem . . . possible to get away with. I'll blame the female for being a fool if the dude is able to pull it off (no pun intended).

Was I uncomfortable writing this? Indeed. Eh, screw it, YOU ASKED, MILLS! :)

Says: Iceman at January 19, 2005 10:33 AM

The only way someone could fall for a guy faking orgasm is to be a complete stranger to the basic facts.

To put it crudely: no semen no screamin.'

OTOH, maybe it's a Brit thing ...

Says: MartiniPundit at January 19, 2005 10:59 AM

Agreeing with Iceman - in the absence of 'the raincoat' (so to speak), the only other instance in which guys 'faking' the Big O is even discussable is when there is an issue with... err... 'prematurity'... which I would think would be a seperate issue entirely (not that I would know anything about that...)

Says: LDH at January 19, 2005 11:19 AM

I'm going to comment on Lawren's "investment" suggestion since everyone else has commented on the Big "O" :)...

What exactly was the person who invented this "hornometer" thinking? Am I supposed to bust out some porn to watch and these electrodes to strap onto my forehead to determine if I'm really in the mood or not??? Kind of takes the fun out of foreplay don't ya think??

Says: Eli at January 19, 2005 02:00 PM

The Seinfeld where Kramer admits to having faked it was on just last night, and all I could think of when I was reading this was his face when he says to Jerry "You should have let me know you were having this trouble. I could've given you some pointers. I know how to push those buttons." (smoking a cigar)

To the issue at hand, it is conceivable if there was an extended session of lovemaking, i.e. multiple ejaculations, that at some point the male would fake it just to end the "romp." (only teenagers, as far as I know, can accomplish the mutiple ejaculation feat)

Oh, and about the "investment" how scary would it be if it was learned or you realized that you were turned on by discovery shows or something equally disturbing? Just an illustration, but I am all for keeping brain waves a secret!!

Says: Ren at January 19, 2005 04:23 PM

All women seeking a REAL orgasm from their man, please contact Casca.

Mua

Says: Casca at January 19, 2005 08:28 PM

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