Overheard at an Oscar soiree:

Paris Hilton arrived talking on her cellphone and went straight to the ladies room where she was heard screaming at an underling to bring her a change of clothes.

A security man soon arrived with a shopping bag, and Paris exited the powder room wearing a different dress.

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Posted by Lawren at March 1, 2005 06:59 AM

You Said

I hope she changed her diaper too.

Says: Brian D. at March 1, 2005 08:22 AM

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I thought she was banned from the Oscars, along with Pam Anderson and Britney Spears

Says: kimestry at March 1, 2005 08:25 AM

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Its a bird...

Its a plane...

Its Superho!

Says: Dave at March 1, 2005 09:36 AM

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Does Paris have a lazy eye? That's so not hot.

Says: pjdjd at March 1, 2005 10:07 AM

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I'm sure she has many true friends.

(She needs to be spanked, and not in a good way!)

Says: Key at March 1, 2005 10:14 AM

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The cat's in heat.... meooowwww

Says: kris at March 1, 2005 10:59 AM

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I had drapes that looked like that dress once...
~L.

Says: Laura at March 2, 2005 06:00 AM

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It's funny what cocaine, narcissism and sycophants do to people.

Says: Kevvy the Unnamed Source at March 2, 2005 10:31 PM

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