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March 02, 2005

Warning From Kimora


Only a very brave woman should flirt with Russell Simmons.

The hip-hop mogul's wife, 6-foot former model Kimora Lee Simmons, repeats over and over again in a profile in next month's Vanity Fair: "I will beat a bitch's ass." Kimora adds: "I don't play that disrespectful ho [bleep]. I have very little respect for those kinds of women. And if I catch you with my man, disrespecting, I will beat your ass."

Simmons explains the marketing philosophy behind her Baby Phat line: "It's aspirational. They like my house, they like my cars, they buy my clothes — get it?" Got it.

--Um, I've never liked her. Now I'm starting to think she's nuts!


Posted by Lawren at March 2, 2005 06:51 AM

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Why, oh WHY...or rather, HOW did "disrespecting" become a verb?

Says: Stacy at March 2, 2005 08:05 AM

She can keep him but I'd like to know who did her boob job.

Says: Nanc' at March 2, 2005 08:11 AM

Ummm...no worries Kimora...your man looks like a dog's a$$.

Says: Jen at March 2, 2005 04:32 PM

i think she used to be very pretty, but her face & neck got fat when she was pregnant & it never went away, ish.

Says: julie at March 2, 2005 05:31 PM

Dang she a big girl, isn't she?
~L.

Says: Laura at March 2, 2005 09:58 PM

personally, i dont think she has any worries about someone tryin to get with that bamma.... and her, well, i wouldn't have any fears even if i did think about russell..... nothin about a japanese gone-ghetto chick scares me :)

Says: kris at March 3, 2005 07:57 AM

btw kimora..... not only does your man suck, and you suck in more than one way, but your clothes SUCK!

Says: kris at March 3, 2005 07:59 AM

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