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March 11, 2005

Green With Envy

Rumor has it that the Britney Spears has grown intensely envious of all the recent attention given to Kevin Federline.

Federline, a former backup dancer with no current career to speak of - rap ambitions aside - has enjoyed a media boomlet in recent weeks and graces the April cover of Details magazine.

A spy with an inside knowledge of the Britney-Kevin marriage reports: "Brit's very jealous of Kevin's new 'fame.' She's obsessed with it. She thinks every girl in America wants her man, and he ain't even that cute." "Whenever they go into stores, she freaks out when women talk to him. A couple of weeks ago, they were in an L.A. clothing store and was trying something on, and Kevin was talking to the sales clerk. Britney flipped out at her and said, 'I see what the hell's going on here.' So they just left the store."

--Um, Brit. He ain't all that. He's all yours.


Posted by Lawren at March 11, 2005 06:57 AM

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Part of the pproblem stems from her notion that every guy in America wants her. Probably a larger percentage than that of girls who want him, but still...

Says: triticale at March 11, 2005 06:18 PM

She made him instantly wealthy from being a bad-check-writer and pushed him into the public eye. She has nobody to blame but herself.

Says: Iceman at March 12, 2005 01:14 PM

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