If you've been in a hole and haven't heard about the Bruce Willis-Lindsay Lohan gropefest, read this first.

Here's the latest:

The tattoo on her "lower back" — her spokeswoman says — doesn't say "La Bella Vista," it says, "La Bella Vita" (The Good Life). (Oh, thank you so much for clarifying that. Are we supposed to think that the witness is now blind because he/she misread the tattoo?)

Staff for both Lohan, 18, and Willis, 49, insist the two kept their hands to themselves Tuesday night when they met for the first time after the screening of his new actioner, "Hostage."

Lohan's rep said: "She is not interested in Bruce Willis in any way but as the producer of her next film." Willis is producing "Just My Luck." His rep said the two talked about the movie and that their relationship is purely professional.

--Hmmm....

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Posted by Lawren at March 11, 2005 07:05 AM

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"Purely professional?" Has Lohan's rep never heard of the proverbial casting couch? :)

And...I'm rather happy the witness was far enough away to misread her tattoo.

Says: Stacy at March 11, 2005 07:56 AM

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Ew. Ew. Ew. That's all I can think.

Says: ensie at March 11, 2005 10:08 AM

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Get you some, Bruce.

Says: ren at March 11, 2005 12:02 PM

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First of all, its not like her tattoo said "Miss Kitty's playhouse" and they misread it to say "La Bella Vista." It was close enough.

Secondly, um....just no. I expected BW to have better taste.

Says: robin at March 13, 2005 08:40 AM

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