And here's your Monday dose of Britney: (2 stories!)
Britney Spears has strange advice for Michael Jackson. The 23-year-old reckons the superstar on trial for sexual abuse should grow some facial hair, get drunk and get in a fight.
"If he did do those things, I feel sorry for him. I feel like he probably feels alone, and he needs some help," she tells Allure magazine.
"He needs someone to be like, 'OK, let's buck you up, let's give you a moustache, let's rough you up, let's go to a bar, let's get drunk and be a man.' "And if he didn't do those things, I feel sorry for him. Either way, he needs to get in a fight."
--Umm, come again? Brilliant, Brit.
Now, this next story probably won't come as a surprise to most of you, but it confirms what has been suspected all along: K. Feddy stinks!
Britney Spears' husband Kevin Federline has severe hygiene problems - according to his ex-girlfriend Amy Woody.
Woody, 25, dated Federline six years ago, and was left unimpressed by his body odor. She says, "He wouldn't shower or brush his teeth at all so he'd stink. He didn't care. When we used to go Vegas, he would gamble for two days without sleeping then he'd catch some shut-eye for a few hours then go back to the casino."
A friend of Federline's most recent ex, Shar Jackson, who is mother to his two kids Kaleb and Kori, adds, "Kevin would go for days without taking a shower or bath. It was gross."
Posted by Lawren at March 14, 2005 06:58 AM
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What is she using for brains?
Jackson is accused of child molestation. Getting drunk or growing a beard will not change his desire to sleep with boys.
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jasper at March 14, 2005 09:54 AM
Assessment of K. Fed sounds about right - you can look at him and see that he smells!
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Laura at March 14, 2005 09:56 AM
What? K. Feddy stinks? Never!
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Christina at March 14, 2005 01:01 PM
Anyone who takes legal advice from Britney Spears DESERVES to be locked up for life!
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:: jozjozjoz :: at March 14, 2005 01:16 PM
Hmm, maybe this is why Britney is holding the little dog?
Back in Medieval times, women held little dogs not because they loved animals really, but because the fleas would be attracted to the dogs instead of living on the women.
Lovely.
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Insanity Infusion at March 14, 2005 06:10 PM
I love how these people who have dated and had children with K Feddy are now complaining that he stinks. If he STINKS, why the hell were they with him in the first place? Must be his brilliant wit.
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Kelly at March 15, 2005 11:20 AM
My first advice for Michael Jackson is DON'T LISTEN TO BRITNEY SPEARS. She's doing a good job turning herself into a creepy wack-job, Michael needs to get away from that sort of thing. Also, the fact that Kevin can't shower doesn't come as a surprise--he certainly doesn't ever look clean.
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