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March 21, 2005

Bye Bye Breasts


To the cries of men everywhere...

Bid adieu to Mariah Carey's overexposed cleavage. The sexy songbird is trying out a whole new look in preparation for the release of her album "The Emancipation of Mimi" next month.

After almost 10 years of deep cleave, Carey has allowed a new stylist to cover her up and dress her in a more adult manner. She made a brief appearance at the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame the other night but made her excuses after five minutes, saying she "had to fly to Paris to promote the album."

HOWEVER, while she may be dressing a little differently, she's still acting the same:

Mariah Carey has put herself in an ugly light after news of her recent trip to London. The singer was due to stay at the Baglioni hotel in Kensington, where her entourage had booked 15 rooms. However, the hotel had foolishly forgotten to roll out the red carpet flanked by the correct large white candles - at 2:15 in the morning.

This oversight was so appalling to poor Mariah, that she had to suffer the indignity of driving around the block in a cavalcade of limos until everything was in order. Her aides had rolled up at 2am to check everything was set for her arrival, when they were met with ordinary pavement and lighting.

Clearly this wouldn't do, so hotel staff were summoned to rectify the situation - as Ms. Carey will not step on a dirty pavement. But once the plush red rug was rolled out and the big candles were lit, Mariah finally turned up to take residence in one of the 15 rooms she'd booked.


Posted by Lawren at March 21, 2005 06:51 AM

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She has a great body but I just don't think one of your boobs should be bigger than your head --but then I'm a straight female.

Says: Nanc' at March 21, 2005 08:22 AM

What a moron. No really.

Says: Michelle at March 21, 2005 10:52 AM

I agree with Michelle. She stole my post! :P

Says: Laura at March 21, 2005 02:06 PM

Is this Mimi sort of like her alter ego, like Damita Jo was/is Janet Jackson's?

Says: Rori at March 21, 2005 08:14 PM

I heard her say in an interview that Mimi was always her nickname growing up, and only those close to her still call her that.

Wait, maybe that's what she told me the other night . . . my bad.

Says: Iceman at March 22, 2005 09:12 AM

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