An Ohio teen was severely traumatized after discovering the stars of a downloaded porno flick were none other than his own parents.

Timmy Shannon, 17, recalls the moment that scarred him for life. "I was like five minutes into this porno called Horny House Wives 4, when I thought to myself, 'Hey, that couch looks exactly like the one I'm sitting on. Oh crap, it is!' I remember the horror overcoming me when I realized the woman bent over that couch was my mother, and the guy giving it to her was my father. I vomited."

Timmy's parents, "Captain Throbberson" and "Gina Jiggles," as they were credited in the film, believe that their son needs to grow up and get over it.

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Posted by Lawren at March 28, 2005 06:44 AM

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LOL!!

Is that the same as the old adage "be careful about eavesdropping, you might hear something about yourself.."?

Says: robin at March 28, 2005 07:19 AM

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Wow! I feel dirty just reading that.

Says: Kevvy the Unnamed Source at March 28, 2005 11:34 AM

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It brings a whole new urgency to the need of parents to monitor what their your children are looking at on the internet.

Says: jasper at March 28, 2005 02:11 PM

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