VH1 has selected seven new has-beens to stop being polite and start trying to revive their careers on "The Surreal Life."

The fifth season of the reality show, now in production, will premiere Sept. 4, the cable channel announced Tuesday. In the show, a group of not A-list celebs are taped 24 hours a day while living and playing together in a mansion in the Hollywood Hills.

The new cast includes "America's Next Top Model" judge Janice Dickinson, former slugger Jose Canseco, Sandi "Pepa" Denton of Salt-N-Pepa, Bronson Pinchot from "Perfect Strangers," Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth from the first season of "The Apprentice," British model Caprice and motorcrosser Carey Hart.

--Oh, you KNOW Janice and Omarosa are going to have a catfight. I can't wait.

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Posted by Lawren at March 30, 2005 06:56 AM

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BALKEY?!!! HHAHAHAHAHA.

Says: Iceman at March 30, 2005 10:52 AM

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I, um, didn't know that Omarosa HAD a career that needed to be revived. But I look forward to seeing her interaction with Mr. Canseco. That ought to be some real entertainment.

Says: RP at March 30, 2005 12:00 PM

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