And from the "No Sh*t Files," 2 of the most PREDICTABLE stories came out yesterday:

--Jacko found not guilty and will return to his world of make-believe creatures.

--Katie Holmes has decided to convert to scientology and enter a new world of make-believe creatures.

Wow. They have a lot in common now.

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Posted by Lawren at June 14, 2005 08:14 AM

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Jacko's verdict didn't surprise me at all. Those crowds around the courthouse need a life, though.

As for Katie...It looks like Tom is a total control freak.

Says: Kevvy the Unnamed Source at June 14, 2005 08:17 AM

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Re: Katie Holmes

And we were all hoping to hear some sexy gossip about Tom and Katie, sort of like Brad and Angelina making wild sounds during sex. But, no. Now, we know the truth. When Tom and Katie are in bed together, it's just so he can read to her the next chapter of "Dianetics."

Says: Neil at June 14, 2005 10:50 AM

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Side note: Nicole Kidman was on Letterman last night. It was hysterical. He was pretty bold, asking her about Tom/Katie together and what her thoughts were. I must say, Tom should have NEVER left Nicole ... damn she is fine. And that accent ...

Says: Iceman at June 14, 2005 11:55 AM

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How the hell did Nicole Kidman put up with this idiot for 10 years?

Says: jasper at June 14, 2005 12:09 PM

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I don't think he could control Nicole 1/10th of the way he can this one ... Katie's just a kid, after all ... she's still in total shock, I bet, and very submissive to his every word.

Says: Iceman at June 14, 2005 01:48 PM

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