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July 01, 2005

And What Will the Royals Have to Say?


Paris Hilton wants to marry her fiance Paris Latisis in England, and has asked Prince Charles for permission to wed in St Paul's Cathedral, Westminster Abbey or Windsor Castle.

Only members of the British royal family are allowed to tie the knot in the churches, but Hilton has her heart set on a fairy tale ceremony and has sent a begging letter to Buckingham Palace.

She says, "I've always wanted to be a princess on my big day and only a wedding in England could make that happen. "I've got my heart set on a ceremony at St Paul's or Westminster but I've had to write to the Prince to ask for a dispensation because I don't qualify. I really want to get married at Christmas though as I'd love to have snow and log snow and log fires, so Windsor is a cool back-up.

"Prince Charles got married there so it's good enough for me. I'm going to arrive in a horse and carriage. "There'll be roasted chestnuts and carol singers. Really traditional stuff.

"I'll be having parties in Miami and Los Angeles to celebrate the big event. There'll be a month of partying. "But the actual event is going to have a royal theme and London is the only place to do that. I'm the closest thing to American royalty anyway.

"It's fitting really as the Queen is married to a Greek (Prince Philip was born in Greece) and so will I be."

--Chestnuts aren't the only nuts in this scenario. And what the hell is he wearing? That ensemble is grotesque.


Posted by Lawren at July 1, 2005 07:50 AM | Trackbacks (0)

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Paris, American royalty? I feel nauseated. If she thinks the royal family is going to let her buck tradition, she's smoking crack.

Says: Sheryl at July 1, 2005 09:43 AM

He looks like he's trying to get away from her!

Says: Busy Mom at July 1, 2005 09:43 AM

I will lose all respect for Prince Charles if he lets her get married there.

Says: Andrea at July 1, 2005 10:10 AM

I don't think she's going to get her wish - closest thing to American royalty? She's a vapid little tramp who 'burst' onto the scene in a cheesy amateur porn flick. She's the very definition of trailer trash, except most people who live in trailers probably have more class.

Says: MartiniPundit at July 1, 2005 01:10 PM

Monumentally self-absorbed, shallow, and has never done a day of real work in her life...when you think of it that way, she does have some of the qualities of royalty, but alas, none of the relatively good ones.

Says: mike at July 2, 2005 12:13 AM

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