There are simply some patterns that few people (especially pregnant ones) should attempt. See exhibit A:

--And one other thing--I think the length is a hazard...she could trip and fall at any moment!

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Posted by Lawren at August 24, 2005 02:02 PM | Trackbacks (0)

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I am DIZZY!

Says: Iceman at August 24, 2005 03:24 PM

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That dress is an eye hazard. I don't even want to think of the price tag on it. GAH, it's ugly.

Says: Andrea at August 25, 2005 07:42 AM

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she really fat on that pic

Says: web designer at August 25, 2005 07:44 AM

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The length is an absolute health hazard. She could definitely trip. WTF? She has all this money, can't she afford more attractive maternity clothes?

Says: Natalie at August 25, 2005 12:32 PM

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U G L Y - it ain't got no alibi - it's UGLY!

Says: Dan at August 25, 2005 12:37 PM

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The only way I could tell her ass from her belly was by looking at her flip-flops.

K-Feddy better get a job at the local gas station 'cos the Britney Cash train is gonna be drying up.

Says: mike at August 26, 2005 02:41 AM

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