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October 03, 2005

Worst Movie Sex


Madonna and Jennifer Lopez have been panned for starring in the worst on-screen sex scenes ever. The stars are joined by actors Sharon Stone and Keanu Reeves in the top ten.

Erotic drama 'Showgirls', starring Elizabeth Berkley and Kyle MacLachlan in a swimming pool sex scene, came top of the poll by Britain's Empire magazine. A spokesman for the magazine said: "It was less like a love scene and more like the first ten minutes of 'Jaws'.

"Jeremy Irons and Juliette Binoche came second for their un-sexy performance in art-house movie 'Damage' when Jeremy's character bangs his lover's head on the floor while love-making. Madonna's 'Body of Evidence' scooped fourth place and was described as "a sad attempt to titillate" when the singer is seen dripping hot wax over actor Willem Dafoe's body.

Lopez claimed seventh place for movie 'Gigli' - described as "cold, corny and lame" - while Keanu Reeves' scene in 'Matrix Reloaded' was voted ninth for being a "damp squib." 'The Stud' came tenth for Joan Collins and Oliver Tobias' tryst on a swing.


Posted by Lawren at October 3, 2005 08:29 AM | Trackbacks (0)

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I think Keanu would have gotten to number one on the hot list if they'd let him screw his secret gay boytoy onscreen!

We'd be all like, "Woah!"

Says: Johnny Chicago at October 3, 2005 02:30 PM

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