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Aguilatman | Main | New Bushnell Show


November 15, 2005

Monkey Business


Paris Hilton's new pet monkey, Baby Luv, went bananas when she took the peeved primate on a lingerie shopping spree in Las Vegas last weekend.

Rumor has it that Baby Luv bit Hilton and clawed her face when she walked into the Agent Provocateur shop at Caesars on Saturday with the beast on her shoulder. Paris managed to pull Baby Luv off her and hooked his leash to a cabinet while she rang up $4,000 worth of bras and panties and a bullwhip, says our eyewitness.

Later that night, when the lingerie line hosted Kelly Osbourne's 21st birthday bash at the Hard Rock, Baby Luv escaped from Hilton's clutches delaying the start of the Agent Provocateur show until staffers found him after a 20-minute search.

Meanwhile, Hilton's boyfriend, Stavros Niarchos III, was up to monkey business of his own. In one of the Hard Rock rooms paid for by Niarchos, his bonehead buddies started a fire Sunday morning. The blaze set off the sprinkler system which flooded a dozen rooms, a hotel source says. We're told Niarchos agreed to put $25,000 in damages on his credit card, but he'll likely have to pony up a lot more cash. "The damage may be closer to $100,000," says a source.


Posted by Lawren at November 15, 2005 09:04 AM | Trackbacks (0)

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Stavros sounds like a massive asshole.

Says: at November 15, 2005 11:27 AM

Paris is a hot slut.

Thinking of her sucking a hard one while thinking she could actually make a difference is HIL-ARIOUS!

Bea Arthur is hot.

Says: Johnny Chicago at November 15, 2005 06:11 PM

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