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Get your mind out of | Main | NBC "Today" star Katie Couric


March 01, 2004

Please cast your vote for

Please cast your vote for the best caption!

A. I'm with stupid.

B. So then Kerry got a good grip and pulled the waisteband of Kucinich's underwear completely over his head!

C. "Do I support gay marriage," Edwards said with a wink, "let's just say I picked out that tie!"

D. "larry, your wife really did that? that's what john was just saying his intern did."

E. Really? You and your wife want John and I to visit your orgy room?

F. Al Sharpton thinks to himself, "What in the hell am I doing with these guys??? I wonder if I still have a chance to get in good with the Republicans??"

G. dumb, dumber, dumberer, & dumbest.

H. "You know Larry, we are still looking for that fifth and final 'queer' eye."

I. See, see, I told you his chin was just as long as Leno's!

J. How could you embarrass me like that? Nobody better pull this kind of crap at my slumber party tonight! Larry? Whose leg do I have to hump to get a dry martini around here?

K. "okay, now larry this is his lying through his teeth face. now do the one where you pretend to be sincere."

L. Hey! First one smelt it, dealt it!

M. Did I ever tell you about the time a debate ran too long and he pissed his pants!

N. Can I get a lollypop too? Can I? Can I?

O. Larry, Heinz 57? More like Heinz 69... and I ain't talkin steak sauce.

P. "Ahhh Ha! YOU talkin' to me Larry?
...Let me introduce you to: Scary Kerry to my left(watch my finger), the guy to my right is dead or is that a trance, I just received a mind meld from Kucinich...(Ding-Dong!) Do you have any other ?'s, Larry?? BTW: I am Ready Eddie at your service. I am pretty funny, huh?"

Q. and she's pregnant too? Larry, you old dog!


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