Get your mind out of the gutter, people. ;)

Paris went to Saturday night's "Lord of the Rings" pre-Academy Awards dinner at the ultramodern hilltop estate of New Line Cinema co-chairman Bob Shaye and promptly blundered into a Japanese pool carpeted in rose blossoms.

"Omigod!" Paris shrieked as she drenched herself to her upper calves. A couple partygoers rushed over to help her back onto dry concrete. "God, I didn't see the pool," the hotel heiress and hardcore video star lamented. "Why does he have a pool there? At least I didn't go in the big pool."

She bent over to wipe her shiny silver stilettos, our spy reports. "Oh, my new Vuitton shoes! Well, at least they're clean now."

Her rhinestone-encrusted cell phone started bleating, and she answered. "Nicky, guess what?" she told her sis. "I just fell into a little pond! It's soooo embarrassing."

The kicker? Hilton wasn't even invited to this party. So much for not making a scene.

Posted by Lawren at March 1, 2004 12:52 PM

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