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April 29, 2004

The Russians Have Some Serious Penis Envy

Russia's first museum of erotica is to open in St Petersburg - with Rasputin's penis reportedly among the exhibits.

Museum founder Igor Knyazkin says the 12 inch (I'm sorry, did that say TWELVE inch?) organ will be the star attraction, reports Russian daily Nezavisimaya Gazeta.

Mr. Knyazkin, who is also the chief of the prostate research center of the Russian Academy of Natural Sciences, said he was particularly proud of the pickled penis. (Was that alliteration necessary?)

He said: "Having this exhibit, we can stop envying America, where Napoleon Bonaparte's penis is now kept. (Did that keep you up at night, buddy?)

"Napoleon's penis is but a small pod - it cannot stand comparison to our organ of 30 centimeters." (Major insecurity issues here).


Posted by Lawren at April 29, 2004 10:09 PM

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Now that would be an interesting exhibit to see! lol

Says: Kelly at April 29, 2004 11:04 PM

Well, this might say something about *why* Rasputin was such an influential historical figure...

Says: Ferro Lad at April 30, 2004 08:37 AM

I'm pretty sure that Napoleon is entombed in Paris. I saw the purple marble tomb. Anyway, just so you know, I'd like to be buried with my penis. At the very least, they could have kept Napoleon's wang in his home country. How did they get his penis over here? Was it shipped FedEx or did some guy put it in his carry on? "Anything to declare?" "Um, yeah, Napoleon's penis."

Says: Grant at April 30, 2004 09:03 AM

Lauren, you simply don't have time to travel to Russia to see it. Besides, there are plenty 12-in penises here in America... ;-)

Says: Jeff at May 1, 2004 08:24 AM

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