Last week I informed you about the Lilly Pulitzer Barbie.

This week I bring you the Trash Talkin’ Turleen Doll from Trailer Trash Doll.

Trash Talkin’ Turleen, with a quick press of her bulging belly, will gladly tell you, “Look out, it’s a twister!” or “Pour me a double—I’m drinking for two!” Plus, she's decked out in a waxy leather jacket and bright yellow crop top. Perhaps best of all, Turleen is barefoot and pregnant, so unlike with Barbie, there aren’t any tiny little shoes to lose!

Price: $32.95

Available at www.trailertrashdoll.com

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Posted by Lawren at April 13, 2005 07:54 AM

You Said

I thought it was Brit!!!

Says: Kelly at April 13, 2005 08:33 AM

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It IS Brittany!

Says: Nanc' at April 13, 2005 08:43 AM

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LOL...you two were ahead of me...I thought the same thing...it's Britney!!

Says: Stacy at April 13, 2005 10:17 AM

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I remember a few years ago all the hubbub surrounding having barbie dolls that were an accurate respresentation of what the girls would grow up to be (i.e. skin color, realistic proportions, a huge mortgage on the barbie mansion and a repo man with his eye on the barbie 'vette).

I am glad to see that someone finally took such critique seriously.

Says: ren at April 13, 2005 01:14 PM

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It's a better story if Turleen actually has ascites from her alcohol induced liver disease and she only thinks that she is pregnant. If she was a proportionate human, I could probably drain 6-8 liters off of her belly.

Says: Jay at April 13, 2005 05:22 PM

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