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December 01, 2005

WTF?


You'll soon all be able to take 50 Cent home with you. Well, kind of.

The rapper is planning to release his own line of condoms and sex toys that he claims are modeled on him. Fiddy, 30, says: "I need to make a 50 Cent condom and a motorized version of me, which will have to be waterproof so you could utilize it in the tub.

"Blue is my favourite color, so it would probably be blue. But I don't know how big. I don't know if big is better because I'm not sure a man wants his woman playing with a really big dil--. "But I want to do something like that, to create something that's popular and exciting sexually for women."

Source: 3 am Girls


Posted by Lawren at December 1, 2005 07:39 AM | Trackbacks (0)

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Gee, how considerate of him. Now I know what I'll ask Santa to leave in my stocking--not.

Says: Nanc' at December 1, 2005 07:58 AM

Must be tough carrying an ego that size around.

Says: tortoiseshelly at December 1, 2005 12:29 PM

Oh my god are you kiddin' me!! God damn 50 Cent realeases everything books,movies,video games,clothing and even sex toys!!! But anyways all that shit he's releasin' is not makin' any dough 'cause everything he releases sucks!!

GGGGGG-UNOT!!! FUCK 50 CENT AND THEM G-UNIT CLOWNS!!!!


The Game "Stop Snitchin', Stop Lyin'" DVD in stores now!

Says: tha king at December 7, 2005 04:18 PM

GGGU-GGGU-GGGU-GGGGG-UNOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Says: tha king at December 8, 2005 06:48 PM

I swear to god 50 Cent's gay
He listens to the R&B group B2K
He never opens his mouth when he talks
Is it because of his fuckin' jaw?
"Ouch Ouch I got shot 9 times"
Yeah pussy nigga you can't rhyme
'Cause you ain't got no time
Your too busy lookin' after your faggot G-Unit crew
When you be kissin' Lloyd Banks he be sayin' "I love you too!"
Stop tryna act hard just because you dissrespect rap legends
This nigga 50 can't even find a rhyme in a second
Man all that shit you release sucks
Go grab Yayo's nuts
Fo' I put you in them muthafuckin' handcuffs
Why you releasin' sex toys only fags gon' go buy that
Remember when you tryna attemped suicide hittin' you up and down with a baseball bat
Yeah I know y'all gettin' tired of my rhymes
But I'ma break it down to y'all just one last time
Why 50 dissin' Shyne
All of them niggaz know 50 lyin'
Haha that nigga releasin' a movie "Get Rich Or Die Tryin'"
Yeah right the real movie title for 50 Cent is "Go Snitch Or Die Tryin'"
I don't understand why he kicked The Game out of G-Unit
Well 50 go buy the DVD "Stop Snitchin', Stop Lyin'" December 6th
Or maybe you can go suck on Olivia's dick


GGGU-GGGU-GGGU-GGGGG-UNOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Says: tha king at December 9, 2005 09:18 PM

Hey yo for all the fans of The Game well his new DVD has been pushed back. It was supposed to be realeased December 6th but they reschedueld it in January 2006.

Go Buy the DVD nigga "Stop Snitchin', Stop Lyin.'" It's a tell all! If you buy this DVD it tells you the whole truth about the beef goin' on with Game & G-Unit. And look out for The Game's brand new album "Dr.s Advocate" in stores 2006!! I don't know which mont but I know it's 2006.

GGGU-GGGU-GGGU-GGGGG-UNOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Says: tha king at December 10, 2005 02:31 PM

"Stop Snitchin', Stop Lyin'" DVD in stores January 10 2006 muthafuckas!!! G-UNOT NIGGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Says: tha king at December 28, 2005 09:09 AM

STOP SNITCHIN STOP LYIN IS SICK FUC 50 cent pussy carries feds with him

Says: T-DOT at January 25, 2006 11:05 PM

50cent iz well sexy a wish he waz my boyfriend hee hee n a think all iz stuff iz buzzin keep up to great work lv ya nancy xxxxxxxxxxleeds

Says: nancy at June 19, 2006 01:46 PM

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