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January 18, 2006

Tiffany Is Crying


Socialite Paris Hilton and her friends have come up with secret signals to help each other escape when they're trapped talking to less than desirable lotharios.

They have developed a special language to bail them out of situations when would-be suitors come on too strong. The party-girl says, "My friends and I have code words and phrases that we use when we need help. If I say to them, 'Tiffany is crying!' then they know to jump in. That's one we use a lot. And then we run away."

Hilton admits she doesn't always get to talk to the most desirable people at parties she attends. She adds, "They're usually older guys, who try to talk to you, or women who look like they've had a lot of plastic surgery. They are to be avoided at all costs."

Source: Teen Hollywood


Posted by Lawren at January 18, 2006 08:13 AM | Trackbacks (0)

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Americans with any common sense are crying that she's heiress to a fortune and will spend it on her dog.

Says: GrumpyBunny at January 19, 2006 12:57 AM

SHE is to be avoided at all costs. What a sad, emtpy-headed embarressment.

Says: Cynde at January 19, 2006 01:14 AM

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