After reading her hacked-into e-mails and watching her do the nasty on tape with Rick Salomon, is there anything America doesn't know about Paris Hilton?

For those still wondering what the world- renowned celebutard is really like in person, the Web site TMZ.com got the full transcript of her deposition with lawyers representing Zeta Graff, who's suing Hilton for $10 million for defamation over her alleged role in a story that appeared on Page Six.

Among other lowlights from her deposition, Hilton claims Graff once told friends of Mariana Kourkoulos, mother of their shared ex, Paris Latsis, that Hilton had worked as a "prostitute" on billion-nerd Paul Allen's yacht during the 2005 Cannes Film Festival. And that's just for starters.

* Paris on the challenge of friendship: "I meet so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names."

* On women who stalk women: "I would never say stalking. I'm not a dude. Like, I think a girl can only stalk a guy. She can't really stalk another girl."

* On travel: "I was in Europe for the whole summer, and all there is is, like, French - I didn't see anything because I wasn't in America."

* On the nature of e-mail: "Whatever I write in e-mail, it doesn't mean anything. It is just words I write."

* On spelling Israeli-born music/movie producer Guy Oseary's name: "O with an apostrophe S-e-a-r-y."

[Her Lawyer]: "Do you know how to spell his first name?"

Paris: "Just G-u-i, Gui . . . I've known him for a while."

* On Graff: "[I told her] she is old and should stay at home with her child instead of being at nightclubs with young people. And just that - I just . . . What else did I say? Just that she is not cute at all."

* On Page Six: "I don't know them, but, like, if I see them at a party, they will come up to me, but I don't talk to them."

Lawyer: "So you would not consider anybody at Page Six a friend?"

Paris: "No, definitely not. I hate Page Six."

At one point, she blurts out, "I'm hungry."

Source: Page Six (of course)

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Posted by Lawren at January 20, 2006 08:35 AM | Trackbacks (0)

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Although it's still early in the year, I think Webster's should incorporate "celebutard" as a new word, circa 2006.

Says: Nanc' at January 20, 2006 08:58 AM

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Why is everyone still talking about this diseased, affluent, whore?

She has NOTHING to offer in the way of any talent.

Get Over it America.

Says: Ms Zsa Zsa Zsu at January 23, 2006 11:58 AM

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