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February 21, 2006

WTF?


Ok. We all love The Smoking Gun, right? Well, via their site, I found one of the most hysterical documents I've read in a long time.

This country, as you know, is filled with the deranged. And then there's Travis Frey, a 33-year-old Iowa man who is facing charges that he tried to kidnap his own wife (not to mention a separate child pornography rap).

Frey, prosecutors contend, apparently is a rather demanding guy. In fact, he actually drew up a bizarre four-page marriage document--a "Contract of Wifely Expectations"--that sought to establish guidelines for his spouse in terms of hygiene, clothing, and sexual activities.

In return for fulfilling certain requirements, Frey offered "Good Behavior Days," or GBDs. Each GBD, Frey wrote, could be redeemed by his wife to "get out of doing the things" he requested daily.

--You guys HAVE to click here and read the document....all of it. I would point out my "favorite" highlights, but there are just too darn many.


Posted by Lawren at February 21, 2006 08:06 AM | Trackbacks (0)

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I hate to say this but while working in WA, my office mates and I learned that a guy down the hall had the same type "document" with his "wife" who was actually a mentally disabled woman who he kept CHAINED-UP. You never know about your co-workers. Be afraid, be very afraid.

Says: Nanc' at February 21, 2006 08:52 AM

I think the biggest problem with this is that the woman married him, though she claims she didn't sign the contract and had two kids with him. I am guessing there were red flags from the beginning....

Says: Apedogg at February 21, 2006 10:25 AM

Most people in Iowa are smarter than this. I promise

Says: at February 21, 2006 11:33 AM

I'm starting to notice that the last name "Frey" may not be all that appealing. First there was Scott Peterson's other woman Amber Frey, then the liar liar pants on fire James Frey, and now him.

Says: Heidi at February 22, 2006 08:26 AM

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