Kevin Federline, who recently had his cornrows harvested for publicity — er, charity — has released a new rap single to follow-up his earlier effort, “Y’all Ain’t Ready." Us Weekly got a charming shout-out towards the end of his untitled ditty:

And you magazine mother[bleepers], too
can all kiss a [bleep]
Us Weekly, I’ll shout
every one of you bitches out
All your sh-t is fake!
I love my kids
I love my wife, too
You know what you could do? [laughs]
Grab your socks!

--Grab your socks? What the eff?

Source: US Weekly

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Posted by Lawren at March 24, 2006 07:56 AM | Trackbacks (0)

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I can't help but think "socks" is a cleaned-up version of the word he actually used.

Says: Stacy at March 24, 2006 01:23 PM

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Visualize, people. It's a way of saying "bend over." Haha.

Says: Iceman at March 24, 2006 01:37 PM

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Good job Kevin...That was so poetic.

Says: Hutch at March 24, 2006 02:23 PM

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Does anyone have any idea what zoo this animal escaped from???

Says: Debbie at March 24, 2006 11:22 PM

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Forget chopping his hair off...the man need to donate his vocal chords... ouch!

Says: countessa at March 25, 2006 11:09 AM

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dear kevin, I hate you.

Says: mel jo at March 25, 2006 12:33 PM

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Hearing and reading about his music reminds me of a quote from Billy Madison:

At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.

Says: Mel at March 25, 2006 12:42 PM

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The sad thing is that this man is reproducing.

Says: Heather` at March 26, 2006 11:33 AM

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I think he is a loser. Hes like not going anywhere and hes hanging on to Britney because he knows if he lets her go, then hes gonna have nothing. His music sucks and she even said that it sucked.

Says: Sandy at March 27, 2006 01:17 AM

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Seriouly...real rappers like Nelly and 50 need to to get him or sumptin because no ones going to listen to him. Im not i big fan of britney...but what is she doing with him??? Hes like a wannabe Vanilla Ice except he was better and he sucked!!!

Says: katie at March 27, 2006 12:34 PM

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Sad, pathetic, gross...

Says: Byrdi at April 2, 2006 12:15 PM

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