Martinis, Persistence, and a Smile: Move Over Pam

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April 05, 2006

Move Over Pam

Jessica Simpson is set to star in a movie remake of 'Baywatch'.

The actress will play a sexy lifeguard in the film version of the hit 90's show, which turned Pamela Anderson into a star. The 'Newlyweds' beauty may even copy Pamela's famous slow-motion running in the movie.

A source is quoted in Britain's The Sun newspaper as saying: "Jessica really caught the eye in 'The Dukes of Hazzard' film last summer. "She was the unanimous choice for the 'Baywatch' role." The insider added: "Jessica has all the assets to make the part her own."

Jessica apparently won't have any problem flaunting her curves in one of the skimpy red swimsuits worn by the film's lifeguards - because she loves her breasts. The star - who recently split from husband Nick Lachey after three years of marriage - recently said she thinks her boobs are wonderful. She said: "I have amazing boobs. They're just perfect."

Source: Female First

Posted by Lawren at April 5, 2006 06:08 AM | Trackbacks (0)

You Said

Jessica Simpson doesnt have the appeal Pam Anderson had in Baywatch. She needs to seek other roles.

Says: Stef at April 5, 2006 03:05 PM

I think Jessica Simpson is just using her body to get ahead. Why would they make a Baywatch remake anyway?!

Says: Rach at April 5, 2006 03:08 PM

pam looks better then jessica but.... i wouldn't mind seeing what jessica does to baywatch

Says: PSYC at April 5, 2006 03:15 PM

I think Pamela Anderson isnt hot just sluty , in real life and on tv. ha besides Jessica is classy and sexy good choice..

Says: angie at April 5, 2006 03:16 PM

I liked Jessica Simpson before her role in Dukes of hazzard. That role made her head BIG and with this role if its at all possible, her head is gonna get even BIGGER!!!

Says: Angela at April 5, 2006 03:18 PM

actually I should just relace them both .. Im too sexy for my ?

Says: angie at April 5, 2006 03:19 PM

Jessica has one positive thing going for her, she doesn't have implants nor any breast enhancement surgery! Jessica is ALL NATURAL, an asset few female stars have. That also shows younger girls & any females they don't have to go through plastic surgery to accomplish their goals in acting,entertaining,etc..
Rock On Jessica!!!!

Says: TheSeeker at April 5, 2006 03:23 PM

Jessica in a baywatch swimsuit? WOW!!!!

Says: Dave at April 5, 2006 03:26 PM

one needs more than BIG BUSTS inorder to fill those skippy Baywatch swim suits. Jessica will need a bit more bottom!!

Says: E.Neat, Jr. at April 5, 2006 03:30 PM

JESSICA IS A SLUT...She had one movie role in which the movie sucked. Then files for divorce from a good man due to her big ego. So much for being a christian...flaunting her body to get ahead...she is a whore!!!!

Says: disappointed at April 5, 2006 03:37 PM

What both are slauts and I hate both they make women seem to be stupid and shallow. They shold just shut up! Instead of boots were made for walking its sluts were made for wALKING.

Says: Ghetto Fab at April 5, 2006 03:38 PM

What both are slauts and I hate both they make women seem to be stupid and shallow. They shold just shut up! Instead of boots were made for walking its sluts were made for wALKING.

Says: Ghetto Fab at April 5, 2006 03:38 PM

why r we doing a baywatch movie ???? When the series isnt that old.

Says: wtf man ??? at April 5, 2006 03:49 PM

I think they are both sluts, and Jessica sucks in acting anyway.

Says: usachief at April 5, 2006 03:57 PM

Lets get serious, what guy and yes, myself, loves a hot slim, blonde. And those like Ghetto Fab, whom I guess is butt ugly, fat, nasty dirty hair, poor education and no hope in life will always hate, beautiful women who like and try to look good. And, who know how to treat a man. The world needs more Pam Andersons and Jessica Simpsons, and less ugly jealous women.

Says: Big Dan at April 5, 2006 04:01 PM

i think that everbody needs to stop putting people down just because
they are ahead and your not who died and made you GOD.

Says: sally at April 5, 2006 04:02 PM

I think jessica is a great actress. All that stuff about stupid blondes on the tv show was all an act. That is really saying something. I hope the movie isn' too bad b/c I personally adore jessica and would like to see it only b/c she is in it.

Says: Hola at April 5, 2006 04:04 PM

SAY IT AINT SO. SHE WAS NOT A DAISY DUKE AND SHE IS NOT GOING TO BE PAM ANDERSON AND HER AND HER HUBBY TRYING TO BE THE MODERN SONNY AND CHER SORRY YOU ARENT CHER EITHER.WHY IS SHE TRYING TO PLAY THE PARTS OTHERS DID SO WELL AT. SHE JUST NEEDS TO DO HER OWN THING.

Says: CHERYL at April 5, 2006 04:04 PM

I think that Jessica Simpson has nothing but her looks. And she uses them to her advantage. She needs to seek bolder and more mature roles, if she ever wants to be known as anything but pretty!

Says: Rachael at April 5, 2006 04:16 PM

FUCK YOU JESSICA!

Says: at April 5, 2006 04:29 PM

DIE JESSSICA DIE! YOU FUCKING FAKE BITCH!

Says: at April 5, 2006 04:30 PM

JESSICA
CAN'T
ACT FOR SHIT!

Says: at April 5, 2006 04:30 PM

Jessica Simpson will never be taken seriously cause everything she does is based on her looks, and when they fade she'll be back on the D-list....She's hot, but lets face it shes got the ego to go with it and its not flattering-

Says: Melissa at April 5, 2006 04:31 PM

Its a no brainer why they are making a baywatch movie...they may as well call it a SLUT watch...its all for the men in the world that want perfect titties and ass....simple

Says: me at April 5, 2006 04:32 PM

wow. this is awesome. pam is just really slutty...but jessica simpson is hot!

Says: Jorge at April 5, 2006 04:34 PM

i think all yall are some fucking jealous ass bitches Jessica is way hotter than Pam. And she does not have a big ego.

Says: jamie johnson at April 5, 2006 04:35 PM

And the original Charlies Angels were so much better actresses? Come on. We all like the re-dos. How many songs today are remakes? Brady Bunch movie, Starsky and Hutch, bell-bottoms, etc. Everyone loves the re-makes or there wouldn't be so many.

Says: Newbie at April 5, 2006 04:35 PM

Baywatch sucked! It never did justice for women except made them exploited for thier bodies and not thier brains. Why Jessica would stoop that low is beyond me....She's smarter than she seems, but if the act keeps her career going then good for her, I just wish she'd show shes not all as "dumb" as she plays, and wait for something that shows shes more than just beautiful and sexy.

Says: Donna at April 5, 2006 04:36 PM

omg omg i am so happy Jessica!! I love her!!

Says: Brittany at April 5, 2006 04:44 PM

jessica can not act for shit but if shes dont talk to much shes be ok with a look and a sexy body love to watch yes baby and bathing suit

Says: roland at April 5, 2006 04:48 PM

booyah

Says: at April 5, 2006 04:55 PM

Pamela has no brains but a great body and Jessica better pack up and go home. Her singing is bad enough, now she is trying to act too! No way!

Says: JoAnn at April 5, 2006 05:21 PM

she is fine and she will do better than pam.i like to see her in a swimsuit

Says: face at April 5, 2006 05:28 PM

Jessica is going to find out that her relationship with Nick is what made her famous. She will go nowhere on her own. One of these days she is gonna wake up and say, "what did I do?" The Newlyweds is what made her famous. Nick was already famous. It was the chemistry between the two of them that made her a multi-millonaire. I'm still mad at her.

Says: Jujdy at April 5, 2006 05:40 PM

ughh i use to love jess she changed now like yeah shes gorgeous but she left nick when they had a great marrage n now shes liek showing herself for atteniton i miss the old jess!

Says: ?? at April 5, 2006 05:41 PM

I think Jessica Simpson needs a SERIOUS NOSE JOB!!

Says: kat at April 5, 2006 05:41 PM

Pam Anderson has nothing but her outstanding assets, Jessica Simpson has nothing but her outstanding assets. If Jessica doesn't grow up and stop letting Daddy tell her what to do, she's going to be famous, just like Pamela, but not very well liked or appreciated out here in "Fan-Land". She already lost me by letting Daddy break up her marriage. I'll never be a fan again, no matter what she does. I say, "Go, Nick! Get yourself a series and be the BIG success we all know you can be."

Says: Elaine at April 5, 2006 05:50 PM

I think Jessica Simpson needs a nosejob! Go get something done to that hump honey, it's not sexy. Girls shouldn't have roman noses!

Says: Gary Erwin at April 5, 2006 06:47 PM

I think Jessica Simpson needs a nosejob! Go get something done to that hump honey, it's not sexy. Girls shouldn't have roman noses!

Says: Gary at April 5, 2006 06:48 PM

Both of 'em are sexy & erotic!

Are'nt they?

Says: at April 5, 2006 07:07 PM

go jessica! you've got it!!!

Says: at April 5, 2006 07:09 PM

i just think we shouldn't care what jessica does with her life. she's living hers, so just get a life and start living it. for the people that don't like her it doesn't matter how you feel because she will still be on the big and small screen and she will still have her pot of gold. so stop the hate. it's really uncalled for. you go jessica brains and beauty.

Says: at April 5, 2006 07:24 PM

So why do we need a Bay Watch movie?? And maybe we shouldn't be giving these girls such a hard time...Nobody knows what happened between Nick and Jessica..until you walk in her shoes...don't judge her

Says: TB at April 5, 2006 07:29 PM

Sad, supposedly Jessica S. comes from a "Christian backgroud" even her dad left the life of a pastor to help her daughters expose themselfs to dirt/sin/junk, I pray for your soul ...how could this family drop Jesus and go for fame and money-when you die, 'Simpson family", where will you go? Read the bible and see...It's sick and sad that they had to use their daughters and their half nakedness to get ahead... anybody can sing and can have well endowed body parts, it's what you do for God that counts in the end-How many people ever think of life after DEATH...Stop this junk Simpson family and stop ridiculing the christian faith and belief...it's gonna backfire if you don't repent and start covering you flesh. Remember, you body is a sacred piece and not made to show every sleeze bag for their own pleasure-that is sick... to make money...I am very dissapointed. I can understand some actor who has never know the Truth- God, but you guys- shame on you...I hope Jessica and her family are able to read this...go back to the church and to the bible while there is still time, before it is too late. hell is real-don't forget. Also, Ms. Jessica, you are promoting having to look-unrealistic like you do, for those poor young, vulnerable teens who think they need to starve themselves, or get implants to look like accepted. Shame on you!

Says: JustAddFaith at April 5, 2006 07:49 PM

Jessica wanted to show her talent by doing other things beside music, this is not the role to help her do that nor was dukes of hazzard. and as far as that being her movie break, she might had needed lines for that first! i used to love her music and her confidence in herself, but she did change and its just sad. AND HER CREEPY DAD ALWAYS TALKIN ABOUT HER BOOBS? HE JUST NEEDS TO GO AWAY! ~MAYBE HE SHOULD HELP ASHLEY LEARN HOW TO DANCE OR AT LEAST FIND HER TALENT!

Says: at April 5, 2006 07:52 PM

YOU GO ~JUST ADD FAITH~ THAT WAS MY QUESTION TO DO ALL THE THINGS THEIR DOING TO BE LOVED BY PEOPLE, AND KNOW THE TRUE MEANING OF LIFE! I COULD NEVER DO THAT!

Says: at April 5, 2006 07:57 PM

Oh, stop hating on these females. They are making their money...and their personal lives are none of our business... Pam is older, but is definitely still hott. A little plastic surgery has kept her in the eyes of Hollywood, continuing to make her money. Everyone calls her a slut...but does anyone recognize the fact that she is an excellent mother??...an all of the campaigning she has done for PETA?? Jessica is beautiful and has played the dumb role in the past, and now everyone is mad because her and Nick split...She got us all loving her for her innocence...and now that we all know that she makes mistakes and is like every other woman in the world, we hate her...WAAHHHH!...We should be congratulating these women on what they have accomplished...So, as stupid as Baywatch was, lets give Jessica credit...she's making money...and keeping the lovers and haters alike, with "Jessica Simpson" on her tongue. Looks like she wins. ;)

Says: Christina at April 5, 2006 08:03 PM

Jessica's reality tv stuff was def an act, but shes still a dumbass.

Says: Nikki at April 5, 2006 08:39 PM

Its amazing that people are so eager to insult a total stranger such as Jessica Simpson. All the insults and put downs to me seem pointless, because Ms. Simpson is going to keep doing her own thing making more money than anyone of us ever will that had posted a comment. How do I know this? Well...more than likely celebrities don't have the time to insult strangers. One final note about a comment that jessica Simpson is copying Sonny and Cher is ridiculous, obviously they haven't realized that history does repeat itself. Cristina seems to be one of the few that has her head on straight

Says: json at April 5, 2006 08:48 PM

okay for one i think all yall need to stop hating! dont be jealous bc u cant be like Jessica Simpson. all u guys wish u looked like her! get a life and get over urself! Jessica Simpson ROCKS!

Says: ambee at April 5, 2006 08:59 PM

jessica simpson needs to keep doing what shes doing! shes gonna make it big in hollywood!

Says: ambee at April 5, 2006 09:02 PM

Jessica made the biggest mistake in her life by letting Nick get away, the second was making Dukes of Hazzard, third is her big mouth when she sings(she can stick the whole microphone in her mouth)and the final mistake she will make for now is starring in another movie. This one sure won't make her look any smarter, just another dumb blonde movie role. Her dad justs likes to see her in skimpy clothes.

Says: Stephanie at April 5, 2006 09:23 PM

Let's see: God made man in His (presumably this would include Her) image, yet some people think it is a sin to expose the human body. I never understood that. Particularly in light of the fact that Jessica's "exposure" is generally, while sexy no doubt, in pretty good taste. I'm not the biggest fan of Jessica Simpson, but I do appreciate a beautiful woman with talent. Regardless of her acting skills, I find her voice to be very beautiful. If she choses to act in a bathing suit and we as consumers pay for it, then more power to her. Entertainment is a supply and demand industry. She wouldn't do this if we didn't want it. Is she posing nude? no. Filming sex acts to be "accidentally" released? no. Playing a role that somehow subverts Christianity? I don't see how. Showing her beautiful body in a swimsuit is no more an act opposing Christianity than publicly defaming her for doing it.

Says: Eric at April 5, 2006 09:33 PM

Hey folks - How about an "R" rated BAYWATCH?

Says: Bob at April 5, 2006 09:35 PM

I think Jessica is a great choice if any were interested in seeing a remake of Baywatch.

Says: Lee Lawson at April 5, 2006 09:43 PM

I think Jessica is a great choice if anyone were interested in seeing a remake of Baywatch.

Says: Lee Lawson at April 5, 2006 09:43 PM

Jessica can never fill the shoes of Pamela Anderson. She doesn't have what it takes. Pamela Anderson is sexy inside and out. Either you have it or you don't and Jessica just doesn't have what it takes to be the next Pamela Anderson.I think the producers will make a big mistake if they cast her for the part. They will for sure lose money on the movie. The world already saw her in her daisy dukes, and that movie didn't do so well. Especially now that people have her figured out. She used Nick to get a name. She was a nobody before she married Nick. Her father wants her to use her "double D's" to get movie parts. Not a good career move. Stick to being dumb Jessica, you are real good at it.

Says: Denise at April 5, 2006 09:51 PM

Jessica say's " I love my boobs. They're perfect." Why yes Jessica, they are. I have to laugh at all of the angry women posting here. My money say's they are all Fat jelly roll belly ,bisquit and extra gravy sucking hogs!Ladies your Envy ooozes thru the letters of each word you post. Try channeling that energy into a weight loss program - LOL!Face it, you're so fat the back of your neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.--- Ok, now push yourself away from the computer and try not to get your double wide fat azz stuck between the arm rests of your chair when you stand up... You go Jessica, laugh all the way to the bank!!! I love your breasts too!

Says: A. Sven Gingbalsak at April 5, 2006 10:02 PM

Says: A. Sven Gingbalsak at April 5, 2006 10:04 PM

i think jessica is a horrible actress and her singing isnt all that great either.i have to agree that she really is just another dumb blonde i think pamela anderson is a much better actress then jessica will ever be

Says: wendy at April 5, 2006 10:21 PM

I cannot wait until Nick & Jessica's homemade movie hits the box office! It was a hit for Pamala!

Says: Nick at April 5, 2006 10:27 PM

Now granted Jess has a pretty big rack, but if you have ever seen her in pics without a bra they are pretty saggy for someone so young. Someone posted about her getting a nose job, she's already had that done. Look back at some of her old pics and you will see what I am talking about. She claimed in an interview that she had the surgery but liked the bump so she kept it. Anyone who has a nosejob and ends up with a nose like that has to be a moron. She certainly can't act whatsoever. The only thing worse than the script of the Dukes movie was her acting in it. She is totaly overhyped will fade away quickly without showing her body.

Says: A7woody at April 5, 2006 10:40 PM

Someone posted a comment about her father being sick for always talking about his daughers tits. I have heard him say in many time and there is something wrong with that man, especially coming from a man who used to be a preacher. She has a beautiful voice when she sings and should stick to her singing and leave the acting to those who can act. She isn't acting dumb she is dumb

Says: A7woody at April 5, 2006 10:44 PM

Stop living in denial Jessica a$$-kissers, she can't act for shit and nobody thinks she can. That's why the reviews for the Dukes of Hazzard were bad, the movie didnt do that great. Not many movies did good last year so i wouldn't feel too bad if I were her.

She is talented and has a good voice so I don't know why she has to use her body to stay famous. She made it famous off making stupid comment and playing a dumb blonde on a reality show. Now she's famous for her tits and the way her a$$ looked in daisy dukes. She's also famous for her preverted father who always talks about how good she looks and her tits and who is always checking out her butt and licking his lips and stuff.

Says: Ana at April 5, 2006 11:40 PM

Use correct grammar! Well, this is just to say that I think that Jessica doesn't seem classy when she is in movies that seem kind of sultry and seductive. I mean I guess it'll help her temporarily, but she won't be seem as a serious actress.

Says: babbit at April 5, 2006 11:47 PM

i liked jessica before but with all this eisener and redstone media control they are just making her sluttier. she you use to be the most repescted. you could say she was almost taliban approved.

Says: mike at April 5, 2006 11:58 PM

I'd be honored to have sex with both of them, even if it was at the same time.

Says: Me at April 6, 2006 12:14 AM

Jessica S. is a beautiful young woman, however she is ruining herself. So many young girls looked up to her and her Christian faith and her marriage, and she just threw it all away for money, all the interviews she did claiming she wanted to be a good role model for teenage girls was just for the publicity, because she has really let those young girls down. Woman should be respected for more than their bodies and how much of them they will show off in movies. I think Jessica is or possibly was a great person and great role model but now she is way out of touch with reality and has her head in the clouds. As for her father, if makes as many comments as everyone says, then he should be arrested, investigated or something, if it were just an average father acting that way, he would have already been in alot of trouble.
AS for everyone saying that if you post something bad then you must be fat or ugly, please grow up, everyone has a right to their opinion, not just you, nor is everyone poor, I myself am in great physical shape, and I am told that I am very goodlooking, and by the way, I am a doctor and probably make just as much money as some of the people in Hollywood, and I know that I will not be dirt poor in a few years if I don't get another acting job.

Says: at April 6, 2006 12:19 AM

I won't watch it because Hollyweird is not getting anymore of my money for remakes of remakes of remakes. Sorry Jess I think your just as beautiful as Pam. But I have better things to spend my moola on. Like me lol

Says: Myself at April 6, 2006 12:22 AM

Isn't Baywatch still on?

Says: Mia at April 6, 2006 12:27 AM

Role model, shmole model. That's what parents are for. Ask any man here, Jenna Jameeson should by cloned and made as available to the general public as ice cream! Maybe even at the same time... People- reality check here. Your opinions and advice mean nothing in grand scheme of Jessica's life. Hell, would you listen to a bunch of internet idiots preaching to you? I think not. Get a clue. Get a life, and stop taking yourselves so seriously! This crap is all for entertainment for dcrying out load. Why piss and moan, when you can live life and enjoty it instead!

Says: A. Sven Gingbalsak at April 6, 2006 12:30 AM

jessica simpson is a retard she gon kill baywatch...jus like she kill dukes a hazard

Says: DaFro at April 6, 2006 01:45 AM

hey u guyz who r u 2 say ne thing about ne 1 look where ur at then look where both jessica and pam r looks like they'll have the first middle and LAST laugh

Says: laura at April 6, 2006 03:22 AM

i think jessica simpson is one hot babe, it would be my honor to do her anytime,pam also, or both.american hotties

Says: me at April 6, 2006 04:50 AM

Jessica isnt that stupid. Some people actually like the 'typical dumb blond(e)'. thats probably why she acts so stupid. Im not saying that blondes are dumb (unlike some people, i dont judge people by their hair colour... is she even a real blonde? whatever). yeah, i do think her ego is a bit big and she thinks shes prettier than she really is (probably) but hey, nowadays people only seem to care about the hollywood stars looks. it really plays a big part cuz there are more shallow people who are to busy to do anything useful in their lives (too busy watching movies, no offence). I like movies and pretty people but WHy ARE THEY RE DOING A NOT-SO-OLD THINGY??! its not like... first-wizard-of-oz aged

NO i am not supporting blondes because i am one. i am, in fact, japanese. i am simply trying to speak fairly... or type it. ok. im done blabbing and ur prob bored. bb

Says: joycey ^-^ at April 6, 2006 04:57 AM

Jessica used to be famous for her great voice, now she's just famous for having a hot body, which trust me lots of girls have. Just most of them don't feel the need to boost their self esteem by running around in little bikinis. jess you're hot we get it, now put some clothes on. I would quit claiming you are such a down south sweet christian girl...nobody likes hypocrites, remember jessica what would jesus do hahah! ps. she sucks as an actress, she needs to just stick to her day job: shopping and pretending to be the most gullible girl on the planet

Says: meeegan at April 6, 2006 08:20 AM

As far as Jessica using her boobs to get ahead, yes she is as do all other actresses. They all have something to use to get ahead. And as far as leaving a good marriage, women just dont walk out of a good marriage. There are too sides to every story. You just dont know what really goes on when the cameras are off. Jessica you just keep shinning and go as far as you can.

Says: Robin at April 6, 2006 08:31 AM

she ditched her original fanbase

Says: at April 6, 2006 08:33 AM

wow, i think everyone needs to chill- just because YOU dont like someone does NOT make them a slut. get over yourselves.

*why are they making a baywatch movie anyway though...?*

Says: Samantha at April 6, 2006 08:35 AM

She would be better suited to play Chrissy from Three's Company... I used to like her but like everyone said before ... She did one movie which sucked and now thinks she is hot shit dumps her marriage and strips for the world... Yeah like I support that... NOT!!

Says: at April 6, 2006 08:35 AM

sorry, but jessica simpson can never compare to pamala anderson. for those who think pam isnt hot you need to open your mouth and drink some of that haterade! plus, jessica simpson cant even act and her music only reminds me of yelling and screaming from my mother! jessica stick to what your good at an undercover hollywood ho!

Says: kilisitina at April 6, 2006 09:18 AM

I THINK JESSICA AND PAM ARE TWO VERY PRETTY PEOPLE. BUT BOTH OF THEM TAKE TO MUCH SHIT TO THE HEAD.THEY NEED TO START DOING PARTS THAT GIVE THEMSELVES RESPECT. JESSICA HAS BEEN DOING SOME VERY FLAUNTING ACTS LATELY. I THINK IT IS ALL TO MAKE OR TRY TO MAKE NICK JEOULOUS.BUT IN REAL LIFE ALL SHES DOING IS MAKING HER SELF LOOK LIKE A WHORE.GET SOME SELF RESPECT JESS. AND FOR PAM I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO GO THERE. SHES LOST HER SELF RESPECT ALONG TIME AGO.

Says: GINGER at April 6, 2006 09:20 AM

i think jess is beautiful but she doesn't have to act like a ditzy blonde! i think we need the old jess BACK! She never DUMPED sweet hoootttt guys just for the publicity! You guys can trashtalk her as much as you want but i still love you jess and so does my BOYFRIEND!

Says: steph at April 6, 2006 10:06 AM

"jessica has one positive thing going for her, she doesn't have implants nor any breast enhancement surgery! Jessica is ALL NATURAL, an asset few female stars have. That also shows younger girls & any females they don't have to go through plastic surgery to accomplish their goals in acting,entertaining,etc..
Rock On Jessica!!!!"
Says: TheSeeker at April 5, 2006 03:23 PM

UHH FIRST OF ALL "THESEEKER" , YEAH JESS HAS NICE REAL BOOBIES AND A ROCKIN BODY, BUT HAVE YOU LOOKED AT HER FACE LATELY?? SHE GETS TONS OF WORK DONE AND IS CONSTANTLY PHOTOGRAPHED WALKING OUT OF THE BOTOX-LIP INJECTION CLINICS. ALL NATURAL MY ASS.

"Lets get serious, what guy and yes, myself, loves a hot slim, blonde. And those like Ghetto Fab, whom I guess is butt ugly, fat, nasty dirty hair, poor education and no hope in life will always hate, beautiful women who like and try to look good. And, who know how to treat a man. The world needs more Pam Andersons and Jessica Simpsons"
Says: Big Dan at April 5, 2006 04:01 PM

YEAH BIG DAN YOU KNOW JESSICA CHEATED ON HER MAN...SURE LETS GET MORE WOMEN TO CHEAT ON THEIR MEN CAUSE THATS HOW THEY SHOULD BE TREATED. DUMB ASSES.

Says: Lily at April 6, 2006 10:06 AM

YEAH ASS HOLE LISTEN TO LILY SHE RIGHT!

Says: SLUT at April 6, 2006 10:08 AM

JESSICA IS HOT, SEXY, A SLUT! YEAH okAY YOU PEOPLE NEED TO GET A LIFE. YOU SHOULD KNOW ALL THIS STUFF IS FAKE AND MADE UP BY PUBLICITY JUST TO MAKE THEMSELVES MORE MONEYYY! i KNOW THIS MY DAD COVERED THE STORY ABOUT JESS AND IN MY VIEW HES JUST AS BIG AN ASSHOLE THAN ANY OF THEM REPORTERS

Says: STEPH at April 6, 2006 10:12 AM

i will always look up to jess as a possitive rolemodel not some stuck up bitch who crawls to her daddy for everything and maybe some of the stuff you people insist on is true. who knows? but if jess your reading this listen to some of these girls opinoins they can make you more respected as a human being not some slutty fake sexy bitch!

Says: steph at April 6, 2006 10:17 AM

i can't wait to see jess in a swim suit. her titties are fiiineee baby! maybe shell do a big split right there on the beach. i wouldn't mind stickin my 9 inch dick right up here fine round big lip waterin pussy. every time i here her name i think i cuuum. there is this porn website and shes on it. i jerked off for 3 hours watchin that shit. then my girlfreind came over and we had hardcore sex for 6 1/2 hours she was willing to give me everything for all that time. I was scared at first but once i imagined her as jess i couldn't stop pumping my dick into her pussy. i gave her such an orgasm we had to swich to doggy style so she could scream into the pillow. that right there lasted for a whole 1/2 hour. She just left and my dick is still standing up straight becuase i just saw jess's picture on the to of this page!

Says: roger at April 6, 2006 10:29 AM

Ahhhh he-lloo-ooo. Time to leave fantasy Island steph. She'll never read your posts. you see, it's quite simple- SHE has a life. Of course, I would look up to her to- if I she were wearing a short dress, standing over me and hanging off of a stripper pole. Gooo Jessica- show your goods baby! Shake that "money maker" girl! -LOL

Says: A. Sven Gingbalsak at April 6, 2006 10:30 AM

see jess just reading an assholes comment like that tells you that you need to stop exploiting yourself and turn down this movie. people will appreciate you a lot more!

Says: steph at April 6, 2006 10:31 AM

I THINK SHE'S TRYING WAY TO HARD TO BE LIKED. GO WORK OUT YOUR MARRIAGE TO NICK. BE REAL. DON'T JUST USE YOUR "ASSETS". USE YOUR BRAIN. YOU'LL BE A LOT BETTER OFF, JESS.

Says: TRISH at April 6, 2006 10:32 AM

fuck you sven i'm with steph she's making it even harder for women to say something without a guy thinking some nasty thought about sex. if she stopped she COULD make people appreciate her more

Says: sarah at April 6, 2006 10:36 AM

at least the girls would appreciate her more and thats a big chunk of fans she would win back

Says: sarah at April 6, 2006 10:39 AM

I have to say that yesterday I somehow stumbles accross this blog. I was amazed at how rediculous all you fat,out of shape jealous girls are being. She looks great and she's cashing in while she's young. If any one of you "Mad Cow" hootchie mommas had her looks and management team, you would do the same thing.
Money makes the your world a much more enjoyable place to play...
Ok, now push you double wide fat azz's away from the computer and put a lock on the twinkie cabinet.

Says: A. Sven Gingbalsak at April 6, 2006 10:42 AM

all you people need to get a fucking life! jess is only doing this for the money! not so us guys can fall madly in love with her pussy

Says: roger at April 6, 2006 10:42 AM

screw you roger from what you just said you already have fell madly in love with her pussy and i know you didn't have sex for 6 1/2 hours

Says: steph at April 6, 2006 10:45 AM

LOL Sarah, she doesn't care what you think. Your a hypocrite. The only difference is that label it as a date, and give it up for a cheap dinner,movie, and a bag of over priced popcorn.

Says: A. Sven Gingbalsak at April 6, 2006 10:47 AM

ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING MY FUGGIN ASS OFF!

ROGER THAT POST WAS HILLARIOUS!

Says: A. Sven Gingbalsak at April 6, 2006 10:55 AM

SVEN i'm a victoria secrets model and o yeah my ass looks real good in thong so you can take your trash talk mouth and shove it up YOUR double wide fat ass OKAY hvae FUN doing that and by the way my real name isn't steph it's adriana

Says: steph at April 6, 2006 11:00 AM

funny in a good way ora go get a fuckin life way sven?

Says: roger at April 6, 2006 11:02 AM

and by the way i'm "steph's" boyfriend! sittin with her right now I;m sure you've heard of adriana lima if you havn't look her up on google

Says: roger at April 6, 2006 11:05 AM

DANTB1968 I saw your pics dude, you so should not be calling anyone fat and ugly lol. For real!

Says: Me at April 6, 2006 11:49 AM

You people really have nothing better to do that this all day do you?

Says: Ryan the Gr8 at April 6, 2006 11:51 AM

Baywatch isn't going to be a Big hit in 2006. Jessica needs to stick to her singing and forget about acting. She can't do it all! I also think that the show won't be a hit with Jessica in it.

Says: Jenn at April 6, 2006 12:33 PM

Those that call two of the most reknowned blondes with big boobs "Sluts" apparently need to look up the definition. Just because they flaunt what they have doesn't mean they're sluts. So sorry for you that they make money on what they flaunt and apparently you don't.

Says: Sha at April 6, 2006 01:50 PM

I hope all the things I've read on these comments aren't true, but I would really like to know the truth about why Nick & Jessica broke up cuz I'm a big fan. Just follow your heart Jessica!! I love Ya Bunches!!

Says: Elizabeth at April 6, 2006 02:08 PM

i happen to be a very talented singer and actress!! i went to a peforming arts high school with beautiful talented smart people in southern california !!!!! its just a fact girls that some women were born beautiful and talented and some woman were born ugly frumpy no cance in hell haters against beautiful talented women !No matter how much u hate on jessica simpson u will still never be pretty talented beautiful or any of the qualities she and alot of other women possess HATERS NEVER PROSPER so for all u ugly girls out there dont fret ugly girls need love to there is a place for u girls in the world just dont HATE ON THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE. Jessica you go girl im sorry for your recent breakup with nick whatever the reason was is your business your a beautiful girl with a beautiful voice tell all those HATERS TO f......off!!!!!! and keep doing your thing you go girl

Says: natalie peguero at April 6, 2006 02:40 PM

one more thing do not fix your nose no matter what remember why BABS never touched her nose it might alter your voice your beautiful the way u are

Says: natalie peguero at April 6, 2006 02:45 PM

ROGER--- Funny in a good way. Great sense of humor. So, you're Adrianna
s / steph's boyfriend? Cooolll... Just remember to let her come up for air every few minutes when you have face in the pillow, and pounding away! LOL

Says: A. Sven Gingbalsak at April 6, 2006 02:52 PM

Steph a Victoria's Secret model? That's priceless ---LOL. Thats almost as funny as Rogers post...

Says: A. Sven Gingbalsak at April 6, 2006 02:55 PM

Why are you psycho chicks posting "to" Jessica,as if she were actually going to read them??? You are all better off face down in a pillow and grunting. That way men will never figure out how rediculous and simple minded "all y'all ho's is!"

Says: A. Sven Gingbalsak at April 6, 2006 02:59 PM

You chick's are all wacked. you post as if she will actually read them.. Hahahahah-- "As if" Get a grip...

Says: A. Sven Gingbalsak at April 6, 2006 03:15 PM

You chick's are all wacked. you post as if she will actually read them.. Hahahahah-- "As if" Get a grip...

Says: A. Sven Gingbalsak at April 6, 2006 03:15 PM

first of all pamela is pamela no one can be as sexy as she is...
second jessica is not even close to beautiful to even be on such a show
third of all the girl is thinking with her boobs... she must be so low in life ... she likes her boobs.. that is the saddest thing i ever heard
oh yea she doesnt know the difference between tuna and chicken.. sad sad living gal
i think pamela is much hotter right now that jessica... she is not all that

Says: sean at April 6, 2006 04:04 PM

i think jessica well do a good job in this movie pamela is to old already for this kind of movies so i think pepole need to stop hating on jessica and what ever happened between nick and her is there busness
and not the public out there i think nick was a good guy too her.people just go there separte way

Says: odalis at April 6, 2006 05:09 PM

i love music and i love she act on movies i love how she dress she is a smart girl just like a need girl out there i wish i could have her beauiful body

Says: odalis at April 6, 2006 05:14 PM

Di-aaaamn Odalis! You needs ta git back ta skool en study proper grammar and punctuation. O' yo azz headed fo' da welfare line, cuz ya too ignant ta git a job dat pay mo' dan minimum wage flippin french fries...

Says: A. Sven Gingbalsak at April 6, 2006 05:30 PM

And Steph, don't address me as Sven. That's Mr Ballsack to you... LOL
Blogs, what a joke... No one takes this crap seriously girls.

Says: A. Sven Gingbalsak at April 6, 2006 05:37 PM

i love jessica simpson shes way hot!!! and if i had her bod i would most definitley do something bout it and so would all u ugly jealous fat girls dont try 2 denie cuz ya know we all like money!!!so who cares if she does a baywatch movie get over it! oh an by the way im a "victoria secret" model 2 lol! and my coment for sven is 2 keep them coming LMAO!!!

Says: abbie at April 6, 2006 07:16 PM

or should i call u mr. ballsack?!?!?! lol!

Says: abbie at April 6, 2006 07:23 PM

That would be Svengining Ballsack

Says: A. Sven Gingbalsak at April 6, 2006 10:11 PM

That would be Svengining Ballsack

Says: A. Sven Gingbalsak at April 6, 2006 10:11 PM

Oops, tripped over my Seagrams and 7. Correction -- A. Svenging Balsak

Says: A. Sven Gingbalsak at April 6, 2006 10:13 PM

Maybe Daddy dearest may like to see Jessica's Boobs bounching all over the big screen. He always talks about his daughters DD boobs? Back where I came from that was One weird dad. JOE SIMPSON You are a sick "daddy Dearest" get a life and let your daughters have their own. Ashley would be better off without you too. Poor Ashley having to live in the shadow of Big sis Jessica. You all are religious? My Butt You are sick.

Says: Ronda at April 6, 2006 10:28 PM

Ronda, in the shadow of those breasts would be a nice plase to be indeed. The view would be fabulous from the bush...

Says: A. Sven Gingbalsak at April 6, 2006 10:44 PM

nice "place" to be

Says: A. Sven Gingbalsak at April 6, 2006 10:44 PM

Steph your ass is so big that you use a hammock for a thong!

Says: A. Sven Gingbalsak at April 6, 2006 10:50 PM

Jessica is an opportunist, no better than any slot!!! her stupid image as a inocent ingnorant that does not know the difference between chicken or fish? hell yeah!! she knows......She will never never be a great star like Pamela Anderson never...give me a break....

Says: Bubbles at April 7, 2006 06:42 AM

I love PAM!!! Jessica is a poor excuse for an actress and ever since the divorce I think she sucks. They shouldnt even make this movie, especially with Jessica.

Says: Bella at April 7, 2006 07:26 AM

Pam looks phony,had to buy her boobs that look stupid on her skinny body. On talk shows she's not that bright for a woman who is almost 40. At least Jess can sing(she's much better than Brittany)

Says: Debbie at April 7, 2006 08:46 AM

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