Think you've got a booty to rival Beyonce's? Now you can find out — with scientific certainty. A team of British academics has developed a mathematical formula to determine just how perfect your posterior is.
"The perfect female derriere has firmness to the touch and a resilience that prevents undue wobble or bounce, yet looks soft with flawless skin," said Dr. David Holmes, a psychology lecturer at Manchester Metropolitan University, who devised the formula for measuring one's moons.
And the Rosetta Stone of bootyliciousness is: (S+C) x (B+F) / (T-V).
While it may look complicated, getting to the bottom of the formula is easy, Holmes insists. First, a woman assesses her assets on a scale from 1 to 20 (1 being worst and 20 best) in the following categories:
* S = overall shape (a ripe peach being just about right)
* C = circularity (rounder is better)
* B = bounciness (less wobble is preferred)
* F = firmness (too much push to that cushion loses points)
* T = skin texture (no cellulite, please)
Then calculate this:
* V = the ratio of one's hips to waist. Finally, do the math.
"Slender thighs and hip-to-waist ratio of 0.7 will frame the perfect bum, well, perfectly," Holmes said. "Kylie [Minogue] would score amazingly well on sphericality and symmetry. Her bottom is perfect in those categories, more so than the likes of . . . Jennifer Lopez, who has a more curvy posterior," he said.
--Wonder if Sir Mix A Lot would agree...
Source: Foxnews
Posted by Lawren at April 14, 2006 07:25 AM
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OOOhhh Great!
now we're gonna have every fat azz, golf ball ass skin "sista", thinking they have a choice ass. Ladies, if it shakes like a bucket of Jello, and looks like two pigs fighting under a blanket- Your ass is toooooo fat! Fortunately for us men, spandex is no longer in style, and Jerry Springer is on some obscure cable channel. Honey, some ass's are best left in the dark! Ladies, if you must have a role model to judge your ass's by, watch the woman's gymnastic team...
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A. Sven Gingbalsak at April 14, 2006 12:17 PM
Well, that's just perfect. Now, let's see some female "brains" develop a scientific formula for judging a man's toolbox. I'll volunteer as a consultant 'cause I've seen enough of them to be considered a bit of an expert and for the record, most of them aren't worth unwrapping.
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Nanc' at April 14, 2006 01:30 PM
LOL- nice come back Nanc'. Good one.
I won't "go there", when it comes to your qualifications as an expert (That would be too easy)... Could it possibly be that you haven't come across the right set of tools yet? As with everything else, you get what you pay for, and where you shop is a huge factor when it comes to a quality tool... (c:
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A. Sven Gingbalsak at April 15, 2006 01:30 PM
Haha...I'll "go there", slut!
P.S. Where's the best place to find a quality tool?
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at April 16, 2006 09:59 PM
Answer:Last time I checked, in your mouth...
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A. Sven Gingbalsak at April 18, 2006 06:16 PM