So many captions, so little time.

You guys try.

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Posted by Lawren at May 3, 2006 06:58 AM | Trackbacks (0)

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Not gonna try ... too easy ...

... but I heard that Hilton is already dating Matt Leinart!

Says: Iceman at May 3, 2006 07:07 AM

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Yep--I read earlier this week that they were seen "getting cozy."

Says: Lawren at May 3, 2006 07:15 AM

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"And so then I said to myself, being a junkie isn't so bad! At least I didn't give a bunch of people herpes! Oh wait, Paris...Paris...come back. Quit crying! I'm sorry!! I meant, at least I didn't make a horrible sex tape! Oh Paris, I'm sorry again. God, I'm just going to go over there and have a drink with Nicole Richey."

Says: energy spatula at May 3, 2006 11:12 AM

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"And he was pushing my head down like this... well, you know what that's like."

Says: Mel at May 3, 2006 11:27 AM

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"So, y'know how they say you can't, like, wear white after Valentine's Day, right? No, I think maybe it's Labor Day. Ok, like whatever. Anyway, Katie Holmes saw our dresses and was all, like well, you guys shouldn't be wearing white, like, EVER, y'know? And I was all, kiss my ass, Katie, you fake virgin until you got knocked up by your short tooly scientist boyfriend, and all that. And she was all, he's a scienTOLOGIST, you hoebag. So I kicked her ass."

"That's hot."

Says: QC at May 3, 2006 01:31 PM

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You haven't even been pictured passed out in a pool of your own vomit, you amateur Bitch! I'll knock your F*&#*'n teeth out if you challenge ME!

Says: at May 3, 2006 03:48 PM

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My investment counselor says to sell high Buy low! Now about that program with the PTA do you really think you can run the bake sale! thanks!

Says: n at May 4, 2006 06:28 AM

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"Dear, the trick is to marry someone whose estate still makes tons of money after they're dead. And if you go for a musician, make sure he's a solo artist instead of part of a band."

Says: ken at May 4, 2006 12:44 PM

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Energy Spatula ... bar none best comment!

Says: Aubrey at May 4, 2006 09:05 PM

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