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May 17, 2006

New Paris Song


Paris Hilton has been savaged in a new song.

American comedian Mark Manne launched into a bitter tirade during a rendition of his ballad, 'Everything That is Wrong with America Today (aka The Paris Hilton Song)', at The Laugh Factory in New York last weekend.

He sang: "Paris, I want to hit you in the face with a bat/Because you pampered your dog, then got rid of her when she got fat. "You must have paid the studio some money to put you in the 'House of Wax'/'Cause you got no talent, you can't act, and you can't sing. "You're not that pretty, you're not that hot, you're not even interesting."

He continued: "Paris Hilton, why do I even know your name? Is it the short skirts? No! 'The Simple Life'? No! It's cause you'll have sex with anything. "You're so mean, all bathed in green, an amateur porno queen/Go away, just go away from here, go away."

--I think Paris is as pathetic as the next person, but wanting to hit her in the face with a bat? That's a bit extreme.

Source: Female First


Posted by Lawren at May 17, 2006 08:04 AM | Trackbacks (0)

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I think he's playing my tune.

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