Is Hometown U.S.A. ready for desperate housewives?
A newly approved subdivision in Wisconsin will feature the names of characters from the ABC Sunday soap opera. The main drag is, of course, Wisteria Lane.
And if the roads attract people based on their affinity for the character, Bree Circle will draw the perfectionists, Gabrielle Circle will attract the rich, obnoxious types, and Lynnette Drive will welcome families with bratty boys. Hatcher Road is named for actress Teri Hatcher, not her character, the ditzy Susan.
Keller-Williams Realtor Kim Storch, a fan of the show, said that while Huntington Ridge, the name of the subdivision to the west of Fitchrona Road, doesn't figure in the show, she thinks it fits. "They're always 'hunting' for someone else's husband or snooping through each other's homes, 'hunting' for something," Storch said.
Developer Chuck Elliott plans about 40 homes in the development, in the $350,000 to $500,000 range, Storch said. While there aren't plans to copy the architecture of the show's Wisteria Lane, Storch wants the subdivision to have the same feel. "I'm hoping it's going to be a neighborhood where housewives can get together to play cards, enjoy each other's company and watch each other's homes," she said. "Wouldn't it be nice to have a neighborhood where people stick up for each other? They're loyal friends, but they know everyone's secrets."
Source: Wisconsin State Journal Thanks for the tip, Brian!
Posted by Lawren at May 23, 2006 06:47 AM
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