Dustin Diamond who played the infamous "Screech" on Saved By The Bell was on Howard Stern yesterday morning, and of course Howard couldn’t wait to ask about the urban legend that he is massively hung. And it turns out it's no rumor, Screech has 10 inches! (unerect)

Screech was the quintessential "skinny and rubbery-faced nerd" on Saved By The Bell (clumsy, goofy, loud clothes, hot for science and chess). As one caller put it "who knew he was the one we should have focused on".

Diamond's girlfriend was there to verify and he talked about some unusual problems he's had with his giant size over the years. There was a funny line that when he was born his dad said he was "all nose and hose".

And he's had the typical messed up life of child star since the days of the show. He now lives in Wisconsin, has bad credit, is about to lose his house, and he has a website where he's selling t-shirts to try and save it. Get an autographed t-shirt from a child actor on the slide for only $20!

Source: Cityrag

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Posted by Lawren at June 14, 2006 07:12 AM | Trackbacks (0)

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It's always the lanky human coat-hangers, isn't it?

He must have blown all those royalties ... umm, get some investment advice, you fool. It doesn't take much, and those kids made tons of cash off this show.

Says: Iceman at June 14, 2006 10:15 AM

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If he is that well endowed, he should think about entering porn stardom.

Just think about the numerous plot/title spinoffs that could be made based on Saved by the Bell.

Says: at June 14, 2006 10:49 AM

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