Totally Gross

WHAT?

What's That Thing Around Her Neck

She's still looking like trash...

Halitosis Simpson

Ewww...

Final Season of the Hills

Perhaps, but I am sure glad the show's back this week in all of its drama-filled glory!

For Your Little Fashionista

Christian Louboutin‘s third Barbie hit Net-a-porter.com today.

The limited-edition Anemone Barbie, which retails for $150, is in a satin chartreuse and purple gown with a bow designed by Louboutin’s personal bow maker in Paris. As with his previous Barbies, Anemone includes four mini red-soled beauties, which also come with their own shoe boxes and bags.

His last two Barbies sold out in a flash.

Channeling Jackie

Katie Holmes will play Jackie O...

Just Dating

New couple alert...

Loser

Seriously? Grow a pair...

Moving On As A Single Mom

Sandra's moving on as a single mom, and she filed for divorce.

Not Cool

Jenna Jameson got beat up by her boyfriend (who is a professional fighter)...

Hollywood Lives On

Hefner saved Hollywood (the sign)...

Nutso

Cousin Eddie's a jailbird...

Oh, Please

I Wonder if Bela Was There

Kerri Strug got married...

Michaels Still in Critical Condition

Hang in there, Bret Michaels...

Move Over Gaga

So much wrong in one video...

Birthday!

Happy 82nd Birthday, Shirley Temple!

New Arrival

Amanda Peet had a baby girl named Molly...

Lots 'o Crazy

Michael Lohan continues to show that he's a complete psycho...

Blind Item

Blind item: This actor has not only popped the question to his gorgeous girlfriend… she has accepted, and the wedding plans are well underway! The paparazzi had better be prepared to catch a plane, though, because this bigger-than-big wedding is going to happen overseas this summer. Even though the groom is definitely the bigger star here, his bride is very photogenic. We expect some gorgeous wedding photos.

My guess is George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis

Sounds Scrumptious

Ben and Jerry's has a new flavor: Bonnaroo Buzz. It is made with light coffee, malt ice cream), English toffee pieces, and whiskey caramel swirls. Sounds yummy!

Dunzotown?

Divorce on?

The Next Princess

Any time now...

New Role for Aiello?

Aiello as Capone on Broadway?

Spencer Says...

"How is it possible to get breast implants and still not have breasts. Kate H - get ur money back..."

--Spencer Pratt, via Twitter, on Kate Hudson's boob job

Carrie and Aiden?

Oh my...

It Didn't Last

Looks like Bob is going to be a bachelor again...

Say It Ain't So!

The end of Mad Men in 2012?

Second Time's a Charm

Christina Applegate's gettin' hitched...

GLAAD Awards

Glee won big at the GLAAD Media Awards...

Hot, Hot, Hot!

Mad Men's Christine Hendricks wins Esquire's hottest woman poll...

Idiot

Seriously? After that many marriages, Larry King doesn't get a pre-nup?

Not Jack Bauer

A drunk Kiefer got booted from a strip club...

Does Anyone Care Anymore?

Dunzo for the seven millionth time...

Enhancements?

K-Hud got a boob job...

The Dunzo Chronicles

Dunzo...

Dunzo...

Dunzo...

Newest Couple?

A-Rod and C-Diaz?

Taxpayer Dollars Hard at Work

Spitzer dropped an estimated $100,000 on skeezes...

The Real Deal

Real v. airbrushed--Britney edition

Rent News

Vanessa Hudgens recently signed on to appear as HIV-positive junkie stripper Mimi in an L.A.-based stage performance of Rent, directed by Neil Patrick Harris.

Every Appendix Has Its Thorn

Get well, Bret!

Strange

Why is Suri Cruise still using a bottle? WTF?!?!

RIP

RIP Dixie Carter. I always really liked her work.

Sorry 'Bout Ya, Jayde

Brody and Avril like to suck face...

Strayin'

Is Bam a cheaterface w/ Kat Von D?

Breakin' Up

Dunzo?

Shania's Back

Shania's starting over with a reality show...

Tiger's Nike Commercial

Love it? Hate it? Indifferent? (I thought it was genius, btw...)

GTL

Leave it to J.Woww to workout in a tube top...

Hump Day Roundup

--Jenny McCarthy and Ace Ventura are dunzo.

--Are Maks and Erin a new duo off the dancefloor?

--Robin Thicke and Precious's Paula Patton welcomed a son...

--Two complete losers (not to mention, media whores) got engaged...

--Diablo Cody is preggers...

--I think it's clear who is on Team Aniston

JS Mania

Miami has known its share of stars, but the place has never seen such pampered celebrities as the "Jersey Shore" crew. Even as Paul McCartney walked unnoticed down Collins Avenue in South Beach last weekend, paparazzi and TV lenses were focused on Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi and her "Jersey Shore" castmates, who were escorted under a shroud of black umbrellas into the Catalina Hotel and Beach Club by 20 security guards and two police cars. One onlooker pointed out the absurdity as he shouted, "They ain't Michael Jackson."

Mary-Kate and Creepy

They remind me of those creepy twins in The Shining...

"Come and play with us, Danny."

I Hope It's Just For a Movie

I'm not diggin' the blonde, Nick...

Phone Home

Good lord...LaToya looks more and more like ET every day...

Real Baby Bump of NYC

Bethenny's honeymooning and showing off her baby bump...

Glee!

Rolling Stone loves Glee!

The Baby Powder Excuse

Likely story, L.Lo...

Flashdashian

Save those for Lamar, Khloe. No one wants to see those...