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April 30, 2010 

Totally Gross

WHAT?

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What's That Thing Around Her Neck


She's still looking like trash...

Posted by Lawren at 07:13 AM | Trackbacks (0)

Halitosis Simpson

Ewww...

Posted by Lawren at 07:09 AM | Trackbacks (0)

April 29, 2010 

Final Season of the Hills

Perhaps, but I am sure glad the show's back this week in all of its drama-filled glory!

Posted by Lawren at 08:26 AM | Trackbacks (0)

For Your Little Fashionista

Christian Louboutin‘s third Barbie hit Net-a-porter.com today.

The limited-edition Anemone Barbie, which retails for $150, is in a satin chartreuse and purple gown with a bow designed by Louboutin’s personal bow maker in Paris. As with his previous Barbies, Anemone includes four mini red-soled beauties, which also come with their own shoe boxes and bags.

His last two Barbies sold out in a flash.

Posted by Lawren at 08:18 AM | Trackbacks (0)

Channeling Jackie

Katie Holmes will play Jackie O...

Posted by Lawren at 08:16 AM | Trackbacks (0)

April 28, 2010 

Just Dating

New couple alert...

Posted by Lawren at 10:31 AM | Trackbacks (0)

Loser


Seriously? Grow a pair...

Posted by Lawren at 10:28 AM | Trackbacks (0)

Moving On As A Single Mom

Sandra's moving on as a single mom, and she filed for divorce.

Posted by Lawren at 10:23 AM | Trackbacks (0)

April 27, 2010 

Not Cool

Jenna Jameson got beat up by her boyfriend (who is a professional fighter)...

Posted by Lawren at 07:39 AM | Trackbacks (0)

Hollywood Lives On

Hefner saved Hollywood (the sign)...

Posted by Lawren at 07:34 AM | Trackbacks (0)

Nutso



Cousin Eddie's a jailbird...

Posted by Lawren at 07:33 AM | Trackbacks (0)

April 26, 2010 

Oh, Please


Posted by Lawren at 07:36 AM | Trackbacks (0)

I Wonder if Bela Was There

Kerri Strug got married...

Posted by Lawren at 07:32 AM | Trackbacks (0)

Michaels Still in Critical Condition

Hang in there, Bret Michaels...

Posted by Lawren at 07:29 AM | Trackbacks (0)

April 23, 2010 

Move Over Gaga

So much wrong in one video...

Posted by Lawren at 08:05 AM | Trackbacks (0)

Birthday!

Happy 82nd Birthday, Shirley Temple!

Posted by Lawren at 08:03 AM | Trackbacks (0)

New Arrival

Amanda Peet had a baby girl named Molly...

Posted by Lawren at 07:59 AM | Trackbacks (0)

Lots 'o Crazy

Michael Lohan continues to show that he's a complete psycho...

Posted by Lawren at 07:51 AM | Trackbacks (0)

April 22, 2010 

Blind Item

Blind item: This actor has not only popped the question to his gorgeous girlfriend… she has accepted, and the wedding plans are well underway! The paparazzi had better be prepared to catch a plane, though, because this bigger-than-big wedding is going to happen overseas this summer. Even though the groom is definitely the bigger star here, his bride is very photogenic. We expect some gorgeous wedding photos.

My guess is George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis

Posted by Lawren at 08:55 AM | Trackbacks (0)

Sounds Scrumptious

Ben and Jerry's has a new flavor: Bonnaroo Buzz. It is made with light coffee, malt ice cream), English toffee pieces, and whiskey caramel swirls. Sounds yummy!

Posted by Lawren at 08:53 AM | Trackbacks (0)

Dunzotown?

Divorce on?

Posted by Lawren at 08:46 AM | Trackbacks (0)

The Next Princess

Any time now...

Posted by Lawren at 08:43 AM | Trackbacks (0)

April 21, 2010 

New Role for Aiello?

Aiello as Capone on Broadway?

Posted by Lawren at 07:26 AM | Trackbacks (0)

Spencer Says...

"How is it possible to get breast implants and still not have breasts. Kate H - get ur money back..."

--Spencer Pratt, via Twitter, on Kate Hudson's boob job

Posted by Lawren at 07:22 AM | Trackbacks (0)

April 20, 2010 

Carrie and Aiden?

Oh my...

Posted by Lawren at 07:53 AM | Trackbacks (0)

It Didn't Last

Looks like Bob is going to be a bachelor again...

Posted by Lawren at 07:51 AM | Trackbacks (0)

Say It Ain't So!

The end of Mad Men in 2012?

Posted by Lawren at 07:48 AM | Trackbacks (0)

April 19, 2010 

Second Time's a Charm

Christina Applegate's gettin' hitched...

Posted by Lawren at 07:49 AM | Trackbacks (0)

GLAAD Awards

Glee won big at the GLAAD Media Awards...

Posted by Lawren at 07:48 AM | Trackbacks (0)

Hot, Hot, Hot!

Mad Men's Christine Hendricks wins Esquire's hottest woman poll...

Posted by Lawren at 07:44 AM | Trackbacks (0)

April 16, 2010 

Idiot

Seriously? After that many marriages, Larry King doesn't get a pre-nup?

Posted by Lawren at 07:41 AM | Trackbacks (0)

Not Jack Bauer

A drunk Kiefer got booted from a strip club...

Posted by Lawren at 07:38 AM | Trackbacks (0)

Does Anyone Care Anymore?

Dunzo for the seven millionth time...

Posted by Lawren at 07:32 AM | Trackbacks (0)

April 15, 2010 

Enhancements?

K-Hud got a boob job...

Posted by Lawren at 07:44 AM | Trackbacks (0)

The Dunzo Chronicles


Dunzo...


Dunzo...


Dunzo...

Posted by Lawren at 07:40 AM | Trackbacks (0)

April 14, 2010 

Newest Couple?

A-Rod and C-Diaz?

Posted by Lawren at 07:55 AM | Trackbacks (0)

Taxpayer Dollars Hard at Work

Spitzer dropped an estimated $100,000 on skeezes...

Posted by Lawren at 07:53 AM | Trackbacks (0)

The Real Deal


Real v. airbrushed--Britney edition

Posted by Lawren at 07:49 AM | Trackbacks (0)

April 13, 2010 

Rent News

Vanessa Hudgens recently signed on to appear as HIV-positive junkie stripper Mimi in an L.A.-based stage performance of Rent, directed by Neil Patrick Harris.

Posted by Lawren at 07:57 AM | Trackbacks (0)

Every Appendix Has Its Thorn

Get well, Bret!

Posted by Lawren at 07:55 AM | Trackbacks (0)

April 12, 2010 

Strange

Why is Suri Cruise still using a bottle? WTF?!?!

Posted by Lawren at 07:48 AM | Trackbacks (0)

RIP

RIP Dixie Carter. I always really liked her work.

Posted by Lawren at 07:41 AM | Trackbacks (0)

April 09, 2010 

Sorry 'Bout Ya, Jayde

Brody and Avril like to suck face...

Posted by Lawren at 07:49 AM | Trackbacks (0)

Strayin'

Is Bam a cheaterface w/ Kat Von D?

Posted by Lawren at 07:45 AM | Trackbacks (0)

Breakin' Up

Dunzo?

Posted by Lawren at 07:43 AM | Trackbacks (0)

Shania's Back

Shania's starting over with a reality show...

Posted by Lawren at 07:40 AM | Trackbacks (0)

April 08, 2010 

Tiger's Nike Commercial

Love it? Hate it? Indifferent? (I thought it was genius, btw...)

Posted by Lawren at 07:49 AM | Trackbacks (0)

GTL

Leave it to J.Woww to workout in a tube top...

Posted by Lawren at 07:45 AM | Trackbacks (0)

April 07, 2010 

Hump Day Roundup


--Jenny McCarthy and Ace Ventura are dunzo.


--Are Maks and Erin a new duo off the dancefloor?


--Robin Thicke and Precious's Paula Patton welcomed a son...


--Two complete losers (not to mention, media whores) got engaged...


--Diablo Cody is preggers...


--I think it's clear who is on Team Aniston

Posted by Lawren at 07:43 AM | Trackbacks (0)

April 06, 2010 

JS Mania

Miami has known its share of stars, but the place has never seen such pampered celebrities as the "Jersey Shore" crew. Even as Paul McCartney walked unnoticed down Collins Avenue in South Beach last weekend, paparazzi and TV lenses were focused on Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi and her "Jersey Shore" castmates, who were escorted under a shroud of black umbrellas into the Catalina Hotel and Beach Club by 20 security guards and two police cars. One onlooker pointed out the absurdity as he shouted, "They ain't Michael Jackson."

Posted by Lawren at 07:46 AM | Trackbacks (0)

Mary-Kate and Creepy

They remind me of those creepy twins in The Shining...

"Come and play with us, Danny."

Posted by Lawren at 07:42 AM | Trackbacks (0)

I Hope It's Just For a Movie

I'm not diggin' the blonde, Nick...

Posted by Lawren at 07:35 AM | Trackbacks (0)

April 05, 2010 

Phone Home

Good lord...LaToya looks more and more like ET every day...

Posted by Lawren at 07:38 AM | Trackbacks (0)

Real Baby Bump of NYC

Bethenny's honeymooning and showing off her baby bump...

Posted by Lawren at 07:35 AM | Trackbacks (0)

April 01, 2010 

Glee!

Rolling Stone loves Glee!

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The Baby Powder Excuse

Likely story, L.Lo...

Posted by Lawren at 07:43 AM | Trackbacks (0)

Flashdashian

Save those for Lamar, Khloe. No one wants to see those...

Posted by Lawren at 07:41 AM | Trackbacks (0)