Martinis, Persistence, and a Smile

November 2009

































All Archives by Title

Recent Entries

Vote for Pedro (and the G2)
Chelsea Handler Does Playboy
Crazy Does Crazy
He's Shaving
I Used Crystal Meth
When Is This Guy Going To Go Away?
Gettin' Hitched
Super Fast Slimdown
Get Well Soon
Oh, Thank God
Watch Your Back (And the Skies), Reggie
Wino's Gals

Monthly Archives

November 2009
October 2009
September 2009
August 2009
July 2009
June 2009
May 2009
April 2009
March 2009
September 2008
August 2008
July 2008
June 2008
May 2008
April 2008
March 2008
February 2008
January 2008
December 2007
November 2007
October 2007
September 2007
August 2007
July 2007
June 2007
May 2007
April 2007
March 2007
February 2007
January 2007
December 2006
November 2006
October 2006
September 2006
August 2006
July 2006
June 2006
May 2006
April 2006
March 2006
February 2006
January 2006
December 2005
November 2005
October 2005
September 2005
August 2005
July 2005
June 2005
May 2005
April 2005
March 2005
February 2005
January 2005
December 2004
November 2004
October 2004
September 2004
August 2004
July 2004
June 2004
May 2004
April 2004
March 2004
February 2004
January 2004
December 2003
November 2003
October 2003
September 2003
August 2003


My Blogroll

The WeatherPixie

Giving Credit

Powered by:
Moveable Type 2.63
Template by:
Elegant Webscapes


« October 2009 | Main | November 2009 »


October 31, 2009 

Vote for Pedro (and the G2)

Please vote for MP&S's buddies over at the G2 for Indiana's Favorite Blog! Go here to vote.

Posted by Lawren at 02:42 PM | Trackbacks (0)

October 30, 2009 

Chelsea Handler Does Playboy

Wow. Photoshop and airbrushing are amazing things...

Posted by Lawren at 07:44 AM | Trackbacks (0)


Dennis Hopper has prostate cancer...

Posted by Lawren at 07:42 AM | Trackbacks (0)

Crazy Does Crazy

Speidi does Jon and Kate for Halloween...

Posted by Lawren at 07:40 AM | Trackbacks (0)

October 29, 2009 


Is Josheypoo a cheaterface?

Posted by Lawren at 11:06 AM | Trackbacks (0)


90210's AnnaLynne McCord looks ridiculous. And hammered.

Posted by Lawren at 11:03 AM | Trackbacks (0)

He's Shaving

An update on Chaz Bono...

Posted by Lawren at 11:00 AM | Trackbacks (0)

October 28, 2009 


I love me some Adam Lambert, but is he serious w/ this album cover?

Posted by Lawren at 08:08 AM | Trackbacks (0)


WHAT? They are getting divorced? And here I thought any love solidified legally on The Surreal Life was least we have Chris Knight and Adrianne Curry.

Posted by Lawren at 08:04 AM | Trackbacks (0)

I Used Crystal Meth

Was there anyone who didn't think crazy, long-haired, neon racket swinging Agassi was on drugs?

Posted by Lawren at 08:01 AM | Trackbacks (0)

October 27, 2009 

When Is This Guy Going To Go Away?

"I just get naked. That's what I do."

--Levi Johnston

Posted by Lawren at 07:19 AM | Trackbacks (0)


Khloe and Lamar got tatted up...

Posted by Lawren at 07:17 AM | Trackbacks (0)

Gettin' Hitched


Posted by Lawren at 07:15 AM | Trackbacks (0)

October 26, 2009 

Super Fast Slimdown

The Octomom doesn't even look like the same person. Wow.

Posted by Lawren at 07:56 AM | Trackbacks (0)

Get Well Soon

I'm sending out wishes of good health to the genius that is Andrew Lloyd Weber.

Posted by Lawren at 07:53 AM | Trackbacks (0)


Ivanka Trump got hitched over the weekend.

Posted by Lawren at 07:50 AM | Trackbacks (0)

October 23, 2009 


This is a little too much information, Gerard...

Posted by Lawren at 07:49 AM | Trackbacks (0)

Oh, Thank God

The ban on Lindsay Lohan at Avenue has been lifted. Lohan was barred from the exclusive lounge after she tweeted about Justin Timberlake's dancing with a girl who wasn't Jessica Biel. Lohan was refused entry to the club despite her claim that her Twitter account had been hacked. But she was allowed back twice this week.

A source said, "She besieged the management with calls and e-mails to let her back in, and she promised to be on her best behavior." And she kept her word -- abstaining from alcohol and even throwing away a drink sent over by another guest.

Posted by Lawren at 07:46 AM | Trackbacks (0)

October 22, 2009 

Watch Your Back (And the Skies), Reggie

If he was still in Indiana, this would have been settled out behind a bar. Loved the part where the other dude rented a plane with a banner. That's some creativity.

Posted by Lawren at 07:48 AM | Trackbacks (0)

Wino's Gals

Looks like Wino got some new ta-tas. Anything to keep her off the crack, I guess.

Posted by Lawren at 07:41 AM | Trackbacks (0)

Not With Jesus

In case anyone was dumb enough to believe the internet buzz, Kanye is not dead.

Posted by Lawren at 07:39 AM | Trackbacks (0)

October 21, 2009 

Because We Need More Hoff

David Hasselhoff is set to star in a new reality TV show. The former ‘Baywatch’ star – who already appeared in the documentary show ‘Meet the Hasselhoffs’ earlier this year – has reportedly signed up for a new program on A&E with his teenage daughters Hayley and Taylor.

A representative for the network told gossip website TMZ: “We are discussing a possibility of doing a documentary series with David and his kids.”

Sources at the TV network claim the family haven’t spoken about a contract yet, but Hayley, 17, insists the deal has already been finalized. She wrote on her Twitter webpage: “The Hasselhoffs signed the deal with A&E… Get ready for it.”

David has Hayley and 19-year-old Taylor with his ex-wife, actress Pamela Bach – who will not appear in the show. A spokesperson for the actor confirmed the star is in talks with the network but is adamant details are yet to be finalized.

My thoughts: The only show he needs to be on is Celebrity Rehab.

Posted by Lawren at 07:56 AM | Trackbacks (0)


"Lucky" doesn't begin to describe this guy...

Posted by Lawren at 07:53 AM | Trackbacks (0)


This Housewife is preggers...

Posted by Lawren at 07:50 AM | Trackbacks (0)

October 20, 2009 

Paris Went All Out

Paris Hilton surprised boyfriend Doug Reinhardt by popping out of a cake in a hot pink costume and black diamond mask at his birthday party Saturday at her Beverly Hills mansion. "Paris went all out for her man's birthday. No expense was spared," said a source. "He had no idea about the party and was so happy."

Three 6 Mafia and Ya Boy performed for such guests as home videos of the lovebirds played on screens around the house. The revelry continued until 3 a.m. in the nightclub Hilton had built inside the mansion.

Posted by Lawren at 07:43 AM | Trackbacks (0)

The Big 3-0

Happy 30th birthday, John Krasinski!

Posted by Lawren at 07:35 AM | Trackbacks (0)

October 16, 2009 

She Didn't Learn the First Time


Posted by Lawren at 07:54 AM | Trackbacks (0)

Limp Marriage


Posted by Lawren at 07:50 AM | Trackbacks (0)

October 15, 2009 

Can't Wait!

The Sex and the City sequel just got a little more glamorous.

Along with the original fab four – Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristen Stewart and Cynthia Nixon – Penélope Cruz and Liza Minnelli are both appearing, along with Jason Lewis, who reprises his role as Samantha's younger ex.

Despite previous reports, Cruz doesn't play herself in the film, which is due to hit theaters next summer. For her cameo, the Oscar-winner fills the designer shoes of a banker, a source said.

Cruz's character may spell trouble for Carrie (Parker). Clad in a sexy backless black dress, Cruz was spotted at New York City's Empire Hotel earlier this week filming a scene in which she gets a little too close to Mr. Big, played by Chris Noth.

Posted by Lawren at 07:44 AM | Trackbacks (0)

Arm Candy

Clooney's new woman: Elisabetta Canalis

Posted by Lawren at 07:41 AM | Trackbacks (0)

October 14, 2009 

Almost Famous

Check out Betty Draper and Mr. Demi Moore way back when they were dating...I have to admit, as much as I love Mad Men, I think he was right about her acting.

Posted by Lawren at 08:15 AM | Trackbacks (0)

Go Away, LeAnn

The title of her album should be "Songs From a Homewrecker."

Posted by Lawren at 08:11 AM | Trackbacks (0)

October 13, 2009 

Got Hitched

Mad Men's Christine Hendricks got married over the weekend...

Posted by Lawren at 07:41 AM | Trackbacks (0)

Seal and Heidi Have Another One

Baby #4, Lou, was born...

Posted by Lawren at 07:36 AM | Trackbacks (0)

October 09, 2009 

Poor Khloe

Khloe Kardashian married LA Laker star Lamar Odom, but she's not giving up her money-making last name. Instead, she will now be known as Khloe Kardashian Odom. A source said: "Khloe knows that by keeping her identity as a Kardashian sister she is far more marketable." But she was heartbroken by cruel Internet comments about her wedding-day weight describing her as a "fat skunk" and a "beast." The gibes particularly hurt since Khloe has a lucrative deal to promote diet pill Quick Trim.

Posted by Lawren at 07:38 AM | Trackbacks (0)

Ay, Caramba!

Sources confirm that the ambiguously aged, iconic cartoon TV mama, Marge Simpson will appear—naked!—on the November cover of Playboy magazine.

Posted by Lawren at 07:31 AM | Trackbacks (0)

October 08, 2009 


What the eff is Kristy Swanson wearing?

Posted by Lawren at 07:56 AM | Trackbacks (0)

Oh, Boy

Levi Johnston will pose nude for Playgirl. How is this clown still around?

Posted by Lawren at 07:50 AM | Trackbacks (0)

October 07, 2009 

Good Sports

Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt apparently have a sense of humor about their contentious split.

Or so says Carrie Fisher, who stars in an autobiographical Broadway show, "Wishful Drinking," that features her father Eddie Fisher's controversial love life -- but could just as easily be about the Pitt-Aniston-Angelina Jolie love triangle.

Fisher, who played Princess Leia in the Stars Wars movies, tells New York's Daily News she approached Pitt to make sure he was cool with the comparison.

"This is exactly what your situation is like!" Fisher says she told the actor, 44. (Her father, Eddie, abandoned Carrie's mother, girl-next-door Debbie Reynolds, for the sultry Elizabeth Taylor.)

Pitt, she says, had no problems with it. Aniston didn't mind either. "She's a very nice girl. I didn't speak to her, but I heard that she liked it," Fisher said. "At least, I hope she liked it."

Fisher says she didn't intend to offend anyone in the 90-minute play, which opens Oct. 25 in New York City. "Anything that had to do with anyone else, I made sure that I went to them and cleared it with them," she said.

Posted by Lawren at 07:25 AM | Trackbacks (0)

Best Wishes

Best wishes on your heart surgery, Liz.

Posted by Lawren at 07:22 AM | Trackbacks (0)

October 06, 2009 

"It's a 'Versayce'"

Really, Mr. Director? You really think we need a sequel to this?

Posted by Lawren at 07:15 AM | Trackbacks (0)

What Took You So Long?

'Bout time, Dave.

Posted by Lawren at 07:07 AM | Trackbacks (0)

October 05, 2009 

Hotness Engagement


Posted by Lawren at 10:54 AM | Trackbacks (0)

I'm Just Sayin'

I'm thinking Jon may want to scale back the milkshakes...heard of a gym, buddy?

Posted by Lawren at 07:44 AM | Trackbacks (0)


Mr. Big's engaged!

Posted by Lawren at 07:41 AM | Trackbacks (0)

October 02, 2009 


Britney Spears has been traveling under a number of aliases over the years. Steve Dennis reveals in a new biography, "Britney: Inside the Dream," that her favorite fake names include Ms. Alotta Warmheart, "because she had such a warm heart"; Mrs. Diana Prince in honor of Diana, Princess of Wales; Queen of the Fairy Dance, "because she was the dancing fairy"; and Mrs. Abra Cadabra "for no apparent known reason."

Posted by Lawren at 07:52 AM | Trackbacks (0)

Letterman Scandal


Posted by Lawren at 07:46 AM | Trackbacks (0)

October 01, 2009 

Drama's Drama

Soon-to-be dunzo...

Posted by Lawren at 08:38 AM | Trackbacks (0)

Make Up Your Minds

Not so dunzo...

Posted by Lawren at 08:36 AM | Trackbacks (0)

THE Question

Seriously...I have asked this question multiple times myself.

Posted by Lawren at 08:32 AM | Trackbacks (0)