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January 29, 2010 

Jessica Lets One Rip

Get this girl some Beano...

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Manwhore Strikes Again?

Please, God no...

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Father Figure

L.Lo's dad got arrested...yet again.

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January 28, 2010 

Kinda Random

New couple?

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I Can See It

Ozzy Osbourne fans can expect a big-screen version of his life springing from his new memoir, "I Am Ozzy." "People are working on scripts right now," The Prince of Darkness tells The Post's Billy Heller. Who'll star as the Godfather of Metal? "I've thought about Johnny Depp," Osbourne says. "He's one of the few actors who knows about rock 'n' roll who does a really good English accent."

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Ugly Betty Cancelled


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Zelda Rubinstein went to the light...

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January 27, 2010 

Rush Rules

To anyone who went through rush like I did, you'll find this amusing...

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Angelina's Tribute to Her Mother

To mark the 3rd anniversary of her death, Angelina and her brother made a tribute to their mother...

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January 26, 2010 

From AI to DWTS?

Is Paula heading to Dancing With the Stars?

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ScarJo's on Broadway

Scarlett Johansson celebrated the opening of her new Broadway play, A View From The Bridge, in NYC Sunday.

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Wonder if Obama Keeps Up

Khloe met the Prez...

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January 25, 2010 

Off the Wagon and in Someone's Pants

Andy Dick sure had an interesting weekend...

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Just Get It Over With, Already


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Trubs With the Law

Gary Coleman was arrested for domestic assault...

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January 22, 2010 

Jersey Shore--XXX

Even the porno industry is cashing in on the Jersey Shore phenomenon...

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Pay Your Bills

Mischa doesn't pay her rent...

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Going For Gold

Some crazy reporter tried to grab Becks' crotch. I'm not sure whether I'm shocked or she's my hero. ;)

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January 21, 2010 


I frankly can't believe she even sold this many...

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Thanks for Telling Us What We Already Knew


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Gettin' Hitched


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January 20, 2010 

Role Model

"I'm a size 8, and I feel proud of that because it's healthy. I've never felt compelled to be a skinny actress. I think I'm a very attractive person, but... that's not where I get my esteem. A guy at ABC told me to change my name and get a nose job. I said, 'You get a nose job.' I can never compete, so I don't try. Being a sex symbol is not my thing; it's not where I shine."

--Mariska Hargitay

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He Didn't Get The Memo

File this under "sticking your foot in your mouth"...

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January 19, 2010 

Globes Fashion

Not enough time this morning to do my full rundown, but some of my best dressed folks were: Jennifer Aniston, Penelope Cruz, Halle Berry, Jennifer Garner, Kate Hudson, Cameron Diaz, Kate Winslet, Marion Cotillard, Fergie, Lea Michelle, Olivia Wilde, January Jones, and Jane Krakowski

Some of the worst dressed: Mariah Carey, Tina Fey, Cher, Drew Barrymore, Julia Roberts, Nicole Kidman, Heidi Klum, Anna Kendrick, Amy Adams, Diane Kruger, Chloe Sevigny, Jennifer Morrison, Sandra Bullock, and Julianne Moore

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January 18, 2010 

Not-at-All Precious

Now that she's won a Golden Globe, perhaps Mo'Nique can score a razor...

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January 17, 2010 

Golden Globes Live Blog

11:00--I wish I was going to some afterparties.

10:57--Avatar? Seriously? Ridiculous.

10:56--Julia: it's called Frizz-Ease. Try some.

10:47--Wow. Jeff Bridges just stole it from Clooney and Freeman.

10:44--How desperate is Luke Wilson that he has to do these AT&T commercials?

10:41--Holy crap. Hilarious speech by RDJ.

10:40--Love me some Robert Downey, Jr. Ever since Soapdish...

10:37--Congrats to Sandra Bullock. She's a class act.

10:36--Carey Mulligan and Ginnifer Goodwin must have the same hairdresser.

10:34--Hey, Governator. Go home and balance your state's budget. Thanks.

10:29--not sure why Heather Graham brought her purse on stage. Did she think someone was going to steal it?

10:27--And, The Hangover wins. I still don't think it's as funny as Wedding Crashers, but it's darn funny.

10:26--Hilarious that Mike Tyson is there.

10:20--Glee wins! Glee wins! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Maybe they'll sing their acceptance speech.

10:16--We don't care about your bathroom issues, James. Not sure what James is doing w/ his hair. I know a lot went in to making Avatar, but it's just not my thing. I doubt I'll see it. I'm sure it's cool, though.

10:15--Mel is a weirdo.

10:07--Love the shout out to Hitchcock

9:57--Martin Scorsese is a well-deserved winner of the Cecil B. Demille award. God bless those eyebrows.

9:54--we opted for Chinese. Mmmm egg drop soup and shrimp with broccoli

9:50--Oh my God. Halle is a goddess.

9:47--Chloe wins. She really is quite good in Big Love.

9:46--And, some other girly-man from a teeny-bopper series I don't care about is presenting.. Chance. Chace. Whatever the hell his name is...

9:45--Some dude from Twilight that I don't care about is on stage

9:39--YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mad Men!!!!!!!!!!!!

9:38--Mad Men or Big Love. Come on...Mad Men or Big Love.

9:36--The White Ribbon wins. I saw a preview for it before Nine, and it looked really good. I kinda dig subtitles, so I may have to hit it up before the Oscars.

9:33--Samuel L. is a badass

9:28--I'm sorry, but enough w/ the Haiti stuff. We get it. You people aren't relevant, so stop trying to be.

9:27--Alec wins again. Bleh.

9:23--Hello slit, Jennifer Aniston

9:22--I love that Ricky is drinking beer during the broadcast

9:17--Just caught a glimpse of Christopher Plummer. I want him to go up there and sing Edelweiss

9:14--Again, what's with the dead squirrel?

9:12--Kevin and Kyra are so cute.

9:09--God, I love Helen Mirren

9:07--should we order pizza or Chinese food?

9:02--Oh, the lovely Meryl. I think I'll be On-demanding Julie/Julia tonight.

9:00--Ricky is showing some chest.

8:56--why does Drew Barrymore have a dead squirrel on her shoulder?

8:55--And, I'm right.

8:54--I'm calling that Grey Gardens wins.

8:51--How happy am I that I don't have to go to work tomorrow? Yeah...very.

8:45--Cher looks like a tranny. So, she looks normal for her. Love Christina's hair. But, not that belt thing on her dress.

8:44--Uhhh, I think Ricky is hilarious. Love the McCartney dig.

8:43--I just fell asleep while Harrison Ford was talking. Is he on tranquilizers? Oh wait, he's just old.

8:36--Julianna Margulies wins. Totally surprised by that one. Expected Glenn or Kyra.

8:32--So, I guess I need to start watching some shows on Showtime. Damn.

8:33--God, Neil Patrick Harris is so hot

8:31--Uhhh, is Felicity Huffman drunk? She just pulled a Mariah.

8:28--Love Kate Hudson's earrings

8:22--animated movies....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

8:21--Does Paul not have a teleprompter? What's with the notecards?

8:18--I don't watch Dexter, but everyone tells me I should. Congrats, John Lithgow

8:18--WTF with the beard, William Hurt?

8:17--That Parenthood show on NBC looks hilarious.

8:10--Dammit. Lea Michelle lost. Toni Collette is really good in her show, though. And she looks gorgeous.

8:07--Called it. Mo'Nique wins best supporting actress. Great speech.

8:05--Nicole Kidman looks gorgeous

8:01--don't like the black tie-black shirt-tux combo of Ricky Gervais

8:00--been watching the Red Carpet up to this point. Will post my best and worst dressed lists tomorrow. Enjoying some cherry vodka and watching my boyfriend suffer.

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January 15, 2010 

Rue Had a Stroke

Hang in there, Blanche!

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I'll Be Buying This

So excited about this...

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Could she prop the gals up anymore? Jeez...

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January 14, 2010 

I Guess These Cops Don't Watch the Show

Doing reality TV can be tricky. While Whitney Port, Kelly Cutrone and Roxy Olin of MTV's "The City" were styling a shoot at Grand Central Terminal for for an upcoming episode, police came over to break up a crowd gathered around the cast. "They asked to see a permit, and it turned out that producers were using one too many cameras, so the cops pulled the permit," says a spy. "Roxy ended up getting into an argument with the cops, and they threatened to throw her in a holding cell . . . Whitney ended up running over and breaking up the argument." Cutrone's own Bravo show, "Kell on Earth," premieres on Feb. 1.

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Is that you, Joey, errr...Matt LeBlanc? Man, you're lookin' old!

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Get Better, Michael

Dexter's Michael C. Hall has cancer...

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January 13, 2010 

Tiger News

Tiger was demoted to an air mattress after his fight with Elin, and he might be in sex rehab.

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Surgically Enhanced

Really? We couldn't tell...

Too bad plastic surgery can't help her have a good voice. I'm sure her new song, "Eat My Panties Off Me" will be a smash.

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January 12, 2010 

Love Me Some Sue Sylvester

"I think if I were an ingénue – if I were Kate Winslet – it probably would hurt my career, but because I'm Jane Lynch and I'm a character actor, the world isn't projecting their romantic fantasies on me."

--Glee's Jane Lynch, on being gay

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Simon's Movin' On


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What a Brave Woman

Miep Gies, who helped Anne Frank's family hide from the Nazis, has died. She was 100.

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January 11, 2010 

Jon Likes 'Em Young

Jon continues to class it up with his new, 25-year-old girlfriend...

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NBC Should Stick With Conan


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Buble's Engaged


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January 08, 2010 

Eat Something, Rachel

We all knew Rachel was skinny, but DAMN!

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Are They Finally Over?


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Odd Couple


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January 06, 2010 

In Trubs

Redmond O'Neal was arrested for like the zillionth time...

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Katy Perry and Russell Brand are engaged...

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Watson Fronts for Burberry

Check out Emma Watson's new Burberry ads...

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January 05, 2010 

Casey Johnson Dead

RIP Casey Johnson...

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A Change at CBS News

Nearly six months after his death, Walter Cronkite's voice is leaving the "CBS Evening News."

The CBS News legend recorded a voiceover introducing current anchor Katie Couric when she started on the job in 2006. CBS kept Cronkite's voice on the broadcast even after he died in July.

With a new year, CBS replaced Cronkite's voice Monday with that of actor Morgan Freeman.

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Wedded Bliss

Vince Vaughn got hitched.

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January 04, 2010 

I'm Important

Someone needs to teach Kanye how to take off the caps lock feature when he writes on his blog. Actually, someone should teach him how to stop blogging altogether.

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Warren got around. No, I mean really got around...

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Baby Vida

It's a girl for Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves..

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