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WTF???????????????
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-Rumor has it that Lance is a manho with a preference for "skanks." I guess the Paris story kind of cements that rumor.
-Paris: SHUT UP!
-That photo of Aretha is a shame and I have to wonder if those pearls are actually yards long and are just all caught-up in there. Maybe she wouldn't care but someone should have told her that look just isn't right.
-Bronzed baby crap; I tell ya, the art world is being FedExed straight to hell.
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