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September 01, 2006


--KFed to appear on my favorite show? You MUST be joking!

--Ashlee decides to subject London theater-goers to her God-awful wailing. Thanks goodness!

--"My mom told me that you get those holes in your face, craters... from giving blow jobs. "I totally believed her. She's like, 'It's from sucking.' I'm like, 'Ewwww!' "I told my boyfriend - he's like, 'Why don't you ever do that?' I'm like, 'Because my mom told me you get these craters.' And he's like, 'Paris, you're 19. You're allowed to do this.' "I've only done that (fellatio) with maybe three people in my life." -- Paris Hilton

--The Wonder Woman McPhrontrunner?

--From Sheryl to Paris? Oh Lance...

--Donald to Carolyn: "You're fired."

--Both Andrew Dice Clay and Tom Sizemore will be starring in their own Bonaduce-like reality shows on VH1.

--Clooney is dating his Ocean's 13 star, Ellen Barkin?

--Those poor straps...

--From the artist who brought us Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston, a fantasy of Britney Spears giving birth to her son on a bearskin rug (nevermind she had a scheduled c-section), comes Suri's Bronzed Baby Poop. This bronzed piece of crap art is what artist Daniel Edwards believes will be as important, if not more, than the mysterious Suri Cruise's first baby shoes: he has bronzed her first solid meal poop.


Posted by Lawren at September 1, 2006 08:10 AM | Trackbacks (0)

You Said

-Rumor has it that Lance is a manho with a preference for "skanks." I guess the Paris story kind of cements that rumor.
-Paris: SHUT UP!
-That photo of Aretha is a shame and I have to wonder if those pearls are actually yards long and are just all caught-up in there. Maybe she wouldn't care but someone should have told her that look just isn't right.
-Bronzed baby crap; I tell ya, the art world is being FedExed straight to hell.
Have a great weekend Lawren!

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