Royal Scandal?

Hmm...you know this mag will be getting sued stat...

RIP

RIP Tony Curtis

Glitney

It was awesome!

Why Should I Change My Name Because He Sucks?

The no-talent a$$-clown is dunzo...

New Network, New Bandleader

Conan and Max Weinburg have split...

Hallmark and Paris Settle

Paris settled her lawsuit w/ Hallmark...

Wedding Bells

A "Jacka$$" got married...

Splitsville

Heart's Nancy Wilson and director Cameron Crowe are divorcing after 24 years of marriage...

LFW Mishap

A little stumble at London Fashion Week...

Birthday Boy

Happy 90th birthday, Mickey Rooney!

Quotable

"I'm not Joey. Don't you dare call me Joey. The papers say I'm finished, so don't call me f**king Joey. I want to leave that all behind. I'm moving on. I'm not Joey. For the last time. I'm not f**king Joey. It's Matt. Matt LeBlanc. Joey's in the past. I'm trying to do something new."

--Matt' LeBlanc's response to a reporter who said, "You all right, Joey? How YOU do-in?"

Wedding Bells

Pearl Jam's Eddie Vedder got hitched...

Glee Season Premiere

Glee is back TONIGHT! Whoo hoo! :)

Quickie

Mad Men's Elisabeth Moss has filed for divorce from SNL's Fred Armisen...after 11 months of marriage.

Sorry, Maverick

Top Gun's Kelly McGillis wed her longtime girlfriend...

Kim's Back on the Market

Dunzo...

Not So Funny

The dude from 40-Year-Old Virgin was found guilty of stabbing his girlfriend 20 times...

Broadway Bound

Nicole Kidman is heading to Broadway...

On The Rocks?

Are Warren and Annette about to split?

I Hope Not

Ashton claims he's not a cheater...

I Give It 5 Minutes

Kristen Cavallari is dating Chicago Bears player Jay Cutler...

Quotable

"What Megan has done is confuse everybody thoroughly. To me, she's doing something more interesting than what a lot of other young people in movies are doing. Katharine Hepburn, one of the most appreciated actresses today, was hated back in her heyday. She was box office poison…They didn't understand her. Yet now we all look back and go, 'Okay, she was incredible.'"

--Josh Brolin, on newest co-star Megan Fox's acting prowess

Gaga To Launch Fragrance

Now, you can smell like Lady Gaga...

Baby Alert

As rumored, Penelope Cruz is preggo...

WTF?

And, then there was Gaga's meat-covered ensemble...

VMA's

Lady Gaga didn't disappoint w/ her over-the-top ensemble @ last night's VMA's...

Huh?

Terrible commercial...

Let's Do the Time Warp AGAIN!

I'm SO pumped about this...

Quotable

"Life is not all ha-ha-ha. But I'm in good spirits. I'm an optimistic guy. Nothing has deterred me from my belief that I am going to beat this."

--Michael Douglas, on having stage 4 throat cancer

So Obvious

Like we couldn't tell, Jane...

#8

Mike Tyson's 8th child is on the way...

Makin' Out

Halle's got herself a new beau...

RHONJ

Danielle's dunzo...

Jen's New Man

Jen's got a new man...

Quotable

"After seeing what my daughter, myself and other people I know have been through, it has led me to realize this is my calling and purpose in life."

--Michael Lohan, on opening a faith-centered rehab center

Celine Update

Expecting Celine...

Quotable

“I would smack her in the mouth if I saw her…I would say, ‘You deserve this and nothing else – whack!’ And then if she’s not satisfied, I’d put her over my knee and spank her. The same thing with Paris Hilton – those children are begging for help. What they’re doing is saying…‘Can you please help me?’ When people who have celebrity give nothing in return, they need a spanking and a reprimand.”

--Telethon king Jerry Lewis on Lindsay Lohan

Fondacize

In case you were wondering, Jane Fonda is STILL doing workout videos...

Get After It, Demi...

Demi "dances" for Snoop...

Why Watch Now?

She's dunzo w/ RHONY...