That's What She Came Up With?

Paris thought the cocaine was gum. Mmmmkay...

Dash on QVC

The Kardashians are launching a fashion line for QVC...

Emmy Live Blog!

7:59--Dear Conrad...Panera has free wireless. You should follow suit. I am shocked you are making me pay $12.95.

8:01--LOVE the beginning. Suck it Kate G!

8:04--This is the best start EVER!

8:05--TIM GUNNN!!!!!!!!!!

8:07--What the eff is January Jones wearing? Awful.

8:24--YES!!!!!!!!!!!! Jane Lynch! She is amazing!

8:38--Who the eff watches the Big Bang Theory?

This internet sucks, and I am so sick of getting kicked off, I can't do this anymore.

DWTS

Dancing with The Hoff! (And maybe The Situation and Audrina)...

Don't Mess With a Cheerio

Glee drama...

Tax Trouble for Dundee

Crocodile Dundee is in troubs...

Little Fockers

Even though the film is finished, holdout Dustin Hoffman has agreed to join the cast of Little Fockers, to open in December...

She Breaks Her Silence

Elin speaks...

Life in the Dunzo Lane

Kimora is ditching Baby Phat...

Yowzah

Check out Sean Penn on the set of his new movie, "This Must Be the Place..."

The Exependables Win @ the Box Office

Sly Stallone kicked Jennifer Anitston's rear end at the box office this weekend...

Birthday Boy

Happy 61st birthday, Rick Springfield!

Early Emmys

Two of my faves, Betty White and NPH, snag early Emmys...

This Will Be Hilarious

Chelsea Handler will host this year's VMA's on September 12th...

Dunzo

Elisabeth Moss and Fred Armisen split after 10 months of marriage...AND he's already dating his co-star who is 20 years his junior.

Quotable

"You used your last name. No one uses their real name in porn. I'm not going to speak with you 'til you turn your life around. You embarrassed me."

--Laurence Fishburne to his daughter regarding her porn career

True Blood Mag Cover

Wow.

Birthday Boy!

Happy 67th birthday, Robert De Niro!

Health Scare

MP&S wishes Michael Douglas a speedy and full recovery...

Babies on the Way

NPH is gonna be a daddy...to two!

Wedding Bells

Hillary Duff got hitched...

Dunzo

The Millionaire Matchmaker's engagement is dunzo...

Happy Friday the 13th!

Le Blunder

Looks like another celeb tried to be "cool" and get a tat in a foreign language, yet failed to find someone who actually understood the language:

Rihanna's newest ink reads “rebelle fleur,” but someone forgot to tell the singer that in French, adjectives typically follow the nouns they modify. To translate as “rebel flower,” which is likely what she intended, that tattoo should read “fleur rebelle.”

Not So Shocking

Did J.Lo's diva ways knock her out of the running for a judge spot on American Idol?

Quotable

"I kind of think she might be too good looking to go to jail."

--John McCain on Jersey Shore's Snooki

WTF?

What?

She's Having Her Own Jagged Little Pill

Alanis is preggers...

They Clearly Love Lost

Check out Weezer's new album cover...for realz.

NASCAR Newborn

It's a boy for Jeff Gordon...

Brody's New 'Do

Douche.

Rod's Having Another One

Rod Stewart is going to be a dad for the 7th time...at age 65.

Quotable

"Shark attacks on humans are very rare. Statistically speaking, you are more likely to be attacked by Charlie Sheen than a shark"

--Jimmy Kimmel on Shark Week on the Discovery Channel

Bad Touch

What is Russell Brand doing to Elmo?

It'll Just Get Funnier

Modern Family is going to feature Nathan Lane...

Channeling Babs

Jen Aniston does Babs in the new Harper's Bazaar...

Whoops

Snooks got arrested...

Glee News

Glee's gonna do Brit Brit...

Another Celeb Wedding

Dawson married his preggo girlfriend...

Wedding Bells

Alicia Keys got hitched over the weekend...

L.Lo's Out of the Slammer

She's out (of jail, and headed to a treatment center)...