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October 12, 2006

Hopefully No One Bought Me Screeched For My Birthday


--So sad.

--Angels stick together: Jaclyn Smith has rushed to the side of her friend and Charlie's Angels co-star Farrah Fawcett, following the blonde actress' diagnosis of cancer of the intestine.


--China's Culture Ministry has nixed a concert this month by rap artist Jay-Z at Shanghai's Hongkou Stadium, citing a need to protect local hip-hop fans from nasty lyrics, a report said Wednesday. "Some of Jay-Z's songs contain too much vulgar language," the state-run Shanghai Daily newspaper quoted Sun Yun, of promoter KS Production Co., as saying to explain the ministry's reason for refusing permission for the Oct. 23 concert.

--"I would like to see her in a kickboxing movie. She could do it." --Dina Lohan, about daughter Lindsay's career.


--All it took was daddy's little girl to turn David Bowie from a rock star into the voice of a cartoon. Bowie will be a guest on Nickelodeon's "SpongeBob SquarePants," playing a character called Lord Royal Highness in a show that will air next year. Bowie, 59, said his 6-year-old daughter, Alexandria Zahra, is a huge SpongeBob fan and they watch the show together. He wrote in his blog that he's "hit the Holy Grail of animation gigs.

--Zach Braff struggled with the sex scene in new movie The Last Kiss - admitting feigning intimacy with sexy co-star Rachel Bilson was "awkward." The actor has no idea why anyone finds such scenes titillating, because he insists it was simply full of "fumbling and elbows everywhere."


--Katie Holmes did a lot of shopping on her recent jaunt around Paris, but there's one item she has crossed off her list – a wedding gown. "I already have my dress," Holmes, who is engaged to Tom Cruise, said. Rumor has it that it's Lagerfeld (Chanel).

--Click here to watch a WeatherDork try to be hip.


--Sienna Miller continues to embarrass herself in Pennsylvania, where she's shooting "The Mysteries of Pittsburgh." Having apologized for referring to the city as "S - - - sburgh," she threw a fit Saturday night when she was thrown out of Penny Folino's Young's Tavern because she didn't have ID. "Sienna ripped off her hat and said, 'I am Sienna Miller. I am a famous actress!' " Folino told the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. Miller, denied her vodka and tonic, stewed outside for 30 minutes. Bouncer Dan Kovacs said, "She was going crazy out there, stomping her feet." Said Folino: "No ID, no entry - I'm sorry, we can't bend the rules for anybody."

--Paris dumped Travis Barker after the Shanna Moakler run-in.


--Can Greg Kinnear sing? The question has come up now that we've learned Mel Brooks was in L.A. this week talking to Kinnear about playing the lead in the Broadway version of "Young Frankenstein." The Post's Michael Riedel has reported that, with first-choice Hugh Jackman too busy making movies, Jimmy Fallon and Tom Cavanaugh are under consideration for the role created by Gene Wilder in the 1974 comedy classic. Among the songs in the show is Irving Berlin's "Puttin' on the Ritz."


--Screech’s Sex Tape is now FOR SALE. The tape, called Screeched features actor Dustin Diamond and two young ladies. All this for only $50! You can pre-order the DVD today and worry about acid rinsing your eye sockets out tomorrow. Click here to order.

--Give.Me.A.Break.


Posted by Lawren at October 12, 2006 05:52 AM | Trackbacks (0)

You Said

Happy Birthday, Lawren!

Says: Heidi at October 12, 2006 07:11 AM

Why would you offer a link to buy Screech's sex tape?

Says: anonymous at October 13, 2006 07:35 AM

Because I always offer links to crazy stuff like that.

Says: Lawren at October 13, 2006 08:42 AM

WHEN was Tara Reid EVER perfect?

Says: Iceman at October 13, 2006 10:27 AM

Well, darn Lawren! You don't want my birthday gift of Screech doing the nasty?? Oh well...have a great one anyway!

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